Arles Choakley

[Arles Choakley @TrumpTrumpHaiku]

Once upon a time/a bad child never grew up/And now he leads us

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There's a mafia running our country right now. Why hasn't #TrumpFamilyMafia trended yet?

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@WorldWideWob All @Fergie had to do was sing the national anthem

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@IsiahThomas:I'm a diehard bball fan from CHI. My treat 2night be4 bed was a LarryBird clip on UTube. U had a quote saying Bird would emerge from a room of Larry/@MagicJohnson)/MJ, & u. I love MJ, but you're prob right about Larry. U don't belong in that room though. Sorry, zeke

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Kobe = Sho'Nuff
LeBron = Leroy Green
MJ = Bruce Lee
#GOAT #TheLastDragon #BerryGordysTheLastDragon #KissMyConverse

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@BillSimmons If you’re a GM facing a 7-game series, 3 of which will be old-rules, 3 of which will be new rules (alternating), then game 7 rules are decided by a coin-toss... in which order do you draft the following guys: Kobe, Duncan, LeBron, Hakeem, Shaq

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@BillSimmons LeBron is Peyton Manning, I think.... and that's not a bad thing.

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@BillSimmons If LBJ gets to leap-frog to #2 all-time on ur list bc his stats r crazy & he won a couple 'chips (i.e. best individual player but not best team), then you might need to reconsider your whole theory behind ranking Wilt behind Russell... no?

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@ScottiePippen I'm a 35y-o Chicagoan & I know you probably won't read this, but you are the man, always were, & always will be. Like everyone else, I am of course a die-hard MJ fan, but I am also a die-hard Pip fan. Your game was exquisite. Thank you. An honor to watch your games

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

Here's the disgusting audio of Trump on 9/11 bragging about how his building is now the tallest in Lower Manhattan:

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@KDTrey5 Don't mean this in a bad way, but Kobe owns the name "Black Mamba" you should own "Red Velvet." hashtag baddest scorer since MJ

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He was a wussy
So instead of grabbing him
I fired that p***y

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Let's go play some golf.
The country is in ruin?
Let's go play some golf.

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What is impeachment?
That's too many syllables
Put it in a brief

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Retweet this tweet or tweet @Wendys with #WendysBracket for your official invite to make your bracket picks!

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Business interests?
Please look at this distraction
Meanwhile, I am bad

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Kindergarteners
Those kids behave like I do
Be my cabinet

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Media is bad
Dictatorship for four years
Outcast like O.J.

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Trump hates Obama
He thinks he played too much golf...
Trump plays too much golf

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Best ratings ever
Best President you will see
I don't know the law