Trump in History (Parody)

What if Trump was around for key moments in American history with an active Twitter account? Tweets

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

Dec. 6, 1941
Japan is our best ally. I love the Japanese, but not Roosevelt. He's in a wheelchair you know. You did know that, right?
#Trump

[🐺 Horror Archaeologist 🧛‍♂️ @ClassADude]

Alexa: I hope your heart procedure goes well next week.

Me: What the fuck?

Alexa: One of my colleagues is assisting your cardiologist. I hope there aren't any serious issues. By the way, how do you intend to vote on the AI data center in your district?

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

I have ordered the immediate extradition from Mexico of Andy Dufresne and Red.

IMMEDIATELY, MEXICO!

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

12/22/1941

WINSTON CHURCHILL COMPLETELY DISRESPECTED OUR COUNTRY BY TRYING TO MEET WITH ME AND JD VANCE WITHOUT CLOTHES!!

We offered a terrific deal to ensure world peace. All Churchill has to do is surrender his country to Germany. But he won't! SAD!

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

6/13/1977

Executive Order 66:

I hereby decree that no Jedi in the Star Wars universe may be female, of another race, or some ridiculous alien species.

And DARTH VADER SHOULD WIN! He's the best character!

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

June 1, 1863

I am hereby dismantling the Massachusetts 54th Infantry because, as colored soldiers, they are a DEI regiment.

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

30 AD

That long-haired religious leader who gave that sermon on the mount at Galilee was a radical left, hard line Trump hater! He was nasty in tone and not compelling or smart. He owes the public an apology! Sad!

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

10/9/1871

Chicago is in ashes today! Tell me, Governor Palmer, why did you have 100 buckets for the bucket brigade sent to Springfield last week? There were plenty of people to fight the fire, just not enough buckets!

#GreatChicagoFire #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

Sorry about my obvious lisp last night. Putin put anbesol on his penis. He's a funny man, that Vladimir. He's much funnier than horrible Jon Stewart.

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

9/15/1930

Goebbels' newspaper, Völkischer Beobachter, has a new editor: Elon Musk!

It's a great newspaper and only prints the truth! Beautiful!

[🐺 Horror Archaeologist 🧛‍♂️ @ClassADude]

It should come as no surprise that @GovRonDeSantis knows as much about American history as George Santos does about college volleyball.

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

12/19/1945

The Nuremberg Trials are a sham! There are very good people on both sides of the Final Solution!

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

12/4/2022

Folks, the left is waging their War on Christmas again! They're trying to take money from the pockets of billionaires just before Christmas - and many of them have children! Corporate profits should go to CEOs and Stockholders, not raises and benefits for workers! Sad!

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON ALL THE “GROOMER” TALK AND OTHER HATEFUL RHETORIC FROM THE RIGHT

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

October 10, 1860

People better not vote for Lincoln if they know what's good for the country. Don't listen to those "Woke" abolitionists.

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

6/6/1944

Erwin Rommel: Mein Führer, Activists have landed in Normandy!

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

Yeah, I didn't realize all the implications of the hot dog costume ...

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

5/20/1943

I declassified the Manhattan Project. What a poorly named project - wasn't even taking place in Manhattan. Both Germany and Japan said they recycle paper, so I shipped them some of the useless documents.

Good news, Tokyo and Berlin are each getting a Trump Hotel!

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

6/18/1950

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg? Terrific couple, they supported my campaign you know.

7/18/1950

Julius Rosenberg? Never heard of him.

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

Hold on. You can DO that?

Does it have to be a "Step" daughter? Asking for a friend.

[Page Six @PageSix]

Elon Musk's dad, 76, confirms secret second child — with his stepdaughter https://t.co/0ml4OmBPTD

[Trump in History (Parody) @Trump_inHistory]

Can I become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom? I talk to a lot of people over there who say I can. Lots of people. Good people. They love me over there. Will the Queen have to bow to me? First thing I'd do is get rid of those silly hats the soldiers wear.