Emperor Trumpatine

1st Emperor of the Galactic Empire. Definitely not the subconscious mind of Donald Trump. Parody. #MakeTheGalaxyGreatAgain

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

I am allowing Seperatists & Trade Fed. to buy a substantially increased amount of highly sophisticated military equipment from the Empire.

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

I want to applaud the many protestors on Yavin IV who are speaking out against bigotry and hate. Our galaxy will soon come together as one!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Our great galaxy has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heal, & we will heal, & be stronger than ever before!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Looks like many anti-Stormtrooper agitators on Yavin IV. Stormtroopers are looking tough and smart! Thank you.

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

The public is learning (even moreso) how dishonest Fake News is. They totally misrepresent what I say about hate making u strong etc. Shame!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Rather than putting pressure on the Imperial people of the Death Stars 1 and 2, I am ending both. Thank you all!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Feels good to be home after seven months, but the Death Star is very special, there is no place like it... and the galaxy is really my home!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Made additional remarks on Alderaan and realize once again that the #Fake News Media will never be satisfied...truly bad people!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

After many years of failure,planets are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by Rebellion. We must be tough & decisive!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Hard to believe that with 24/7 #Fake News on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NYTIMES & WAPO, the Palpatine base is getting stronger!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

The Palpatine base is far bigger & stronger than ever before (despite some phony Fake News polling). Look at rallies on Lothal, Naboo....

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

I love the Death Star, one of the most beautiful buildings (lasers) I have ever seen. But Fake News said I called it a dump - TOTALLY UNTRUE

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

A great day at the Death Star!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

...they do NOTHING for us with Trade Federation, just talk. We will no longer allow this to continue. Naboo could easily solve this problem!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

I am very disappointed in Naboo. Our foolish past leaders have allowed them to make hundreds of billions of dollars a year in trade, yet...

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

If Imperials are going to pass great future legislation in the Senate, they must immediately go to a 1 vote majority, not senseless 60...

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Darth Maul did very well yesterday in proving he did not collude with the Sith. Witch Hunt. Next up, 11 year old Anakin Skywalker!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

It's very sad that Imperialists, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their Emperor.

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

As the phony Sith Hunt continues, two groups are laughing at this excuse for a lost election taking hold, Rebels and the Sith!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

JediCare is dead and the Rebels are obstructionists, no ideas or votes, only obstruction. It is solely up to the Senate, which I am!