Trumpisms

Following @realDonaldTrump and #Trump2016, chronicling all the stupidity & lies & comedy along the way

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

@pokkst @karbonbased @AnnaZ @melifix @iowahawkblog @0ryuge @molratty @stephiegal @globalhighfive @exjon @MattoshiN @CasPiancey @KyleSGibson @im_uname @BennettTomlin @realDonaldTrump @YaoMing - i can't touch my toes, or hair
- i don't know how to send someone an email

@PressSec @larry_kudlow @stevenmnuchin1 @FLOTUS

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

#MAGA

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

My prediction for Trump's 2nd week of being POTUS:
Will call CEOs / Mayors weak
but also play the victim;
"FAKE NEWS, paid protestors!"
etc.

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

This is #Trump's biggest Fuck You to our intelligence agencies; Trusting data from an independent, biased org. https://t.co/Df11wWL77R

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Look forward to seeing final results of VoteStand. Gregg Phillips and crew say at least 3,000,000 votes were illegal. We must do better!

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

welcome to
The Beginning of
The End

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

Says an identity politics junky, on social media https://t.co/SYKkszxfrQ

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Social Media killed #IdentityPolitics.

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

This #Trump supporter hasn't figured out that he was swindled yet; proceed with caution https://t.co/ISTuxIgg0p

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

*Unless it's a woman https://t.co/ovLAO5rMeq

[The Hill @thehill]

Chaffetz: Wait until Trump is sworn in "before you start screaming for investigations"
https://t.co/ilH6FSfZZS

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

Definition of "#MakeAmericaGreatAgain":
Protect complacency through regressive policies, punish #innovation, ignore diversity.

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

What "real #leadership" looks like to Mike Pence: backdoor deals for small symbolic, political succeses https://t.co/3pTL7z7tZr

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

The American people voted for change last month, and even before taking office, @realDonaldTrump provided real leadership #carrier

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

Would you rather live in a society in which everyone has enough live off of (i.e. UBI) or 1% has enough to be happy and 99% have nothing?

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

#Trump will do anything to look like he's saving #jobs. Just what this country needs: a no-sense PoTUS who wants small feel-good wins.

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

We're going to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain by eliminating #business taxes. Better yet, we're gonna give taxpayer money directly to billionaires!

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

@USAvsTyranny all of a sudden, all of Trump's critics are "liberals"

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

Big whoop; he gave in to Carrier's demand and forced our taxpayers to subsidize a small workforce. Success! https://t.co/YYN1A9hwFS

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

#Trump is what happens when your country turns everything, including #politics, into an entertainment vehicle for #advertising revenue.

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

The hypocrisy is strong with this one https://t.co/4rMEPPYR8x

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

So, does this mean there would definitely have been an "award" for the Trump U trial? https://t.co/K7zANWePWb

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I settled the Trump University lawsuit for a small fraction of the potential award because as President I have to focus on our country.

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

#Trump needs his safe space. Freedom of speech is too dangerous! https://t.co/KcztItrJr0

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Theater must always be a safe and special place.The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Apologize!

[Trumpisms @Trumpisms2016]

Of course Kanye supported #DonaldTrump...#Trump is the #politics equivalent of Kim Kardashian