Trumprov

Trump knows how to "yes, and" better than anybody. His object work is really very tremendous. Really fantastic stuff.

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"Can we get a suggestion of an activity?"
"Reforming healthcare!"
"I heard golf, thank you."
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Trump got cut. #Trumprov

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~WHOOOOSH~

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Trump keeps this on his night stand right next to his signed copy of Truth in Comedy. #Trumprov

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#plaidshirtguy is the only white male Trump doesn’t want on his improv team.
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Trump disinvited everyone to his solo show that he never finished writing. #Trumprov

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“The #SecondCivilWar was founded in 1959 by a group of University of Chicago students who favored more patient, grounded scenes.”
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“We are DJ & K. Trust us, this is all made up.”

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Angela Merkel: [Initiating a group game] Get in here, ALL you firefighters!

Trump:

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[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

This. Improv. Team. SUX. https://t.co/7p5DhQmXxV

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Ivanka is the person who shows up to an audition in full costume for a non-speaking walk on role. #Trumprov

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@bryanevansduff @themarkcampbell Trump knows bits. He has the best bits. Everyone wants in on Trump’s bits.

[Maria Randazzo @MariaRandazzo]

Now that Hope Hicks has a lot of free time do u think she’d wanna sit in with a Harold team or something?

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Trump claims he really believes he would have run across stage to sweep edit even if he didn’t have a new scene to initiate.
Then at the next show, he stands on the sidelines during a 6 minute group game. #Trumprov

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Marco Rubio got cut from his Harold team and got replaced by the students of Stoneman Douglas High School. #Trumprov

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Trump went out for pilot season and really struggled getting off book for the new NBC show “Empathy” #Trumprov

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Mitt Romney signs up for Harold auditions despite being cut repeatedly. #Trumprov

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Trump has countless fond memories of iO West: tagging out female performers, tagging out POC performers, tagging out LGBTQ performers, tagging out Dreamer performers, tagging out Muslim performers, tagging out Jewish performers, tagging out lower class performers, tagging ou

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Trump is the only performer to be deemed “too grotesque” for Holy Fuck https://t.co/MChWs2xmET

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Trump coaches this guy’s all straight white male independent team.

https://t.co/YCutFck2mL