Trumpton Respect

Respect Party. Peace, justice & equality for ALL in Trumptonshire. Now, would you like me to be the Camberwick Green cat? This is the genuine Trumpton Respect

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Apologies for absence, we've been in HoC chip shop training Mhairi Black on how to preen her way through the ups and downs of lost causes.

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A fair day with indefatigable lawyers, but why, in the name of all that's Holy, question our win in Trumpton-West, or our healthy expenses?

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Does anyone else think that Thanet may well come to resemble @Trumpton_UKIP for the next few years ?

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#GorgeousSocialism will prevail indefatigably from outside the mother of all parliaments, for next 5 years at least. I have some hats to eat

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Rumours of our indefatigable demise are grossly over-exaggerated... #GorgeousSocialism

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Mr Mayor would like to thank the good people of #Trumpton for playing along with this account - you are too numerous to name, but I love you

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That's us back off the campaign trail (not trial). But if you now DON'T vote for your Respect candidate, we WILL sue #GorgeousSocialism

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.@TrumptonEddie @Trumpton_UKIP I Predict A Trumpton Riot...? #constituencysongs

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Don't Dream It's BolsOver #constituencysongs

[Kenny Farquharson @KennyFarq]

That's Brooks Brothers gone from George St. They overestimated the amount of money middle-class Edinburgh men will spend to look boring.

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Essentially a #ukip supporter is someone who dislikes everyone except their own family, and they don't like half of them either

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We could not under any circumstances organise a teetotal knees-up in a closed-down brewery, and anybody who dares to say otherwise...

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We're just off for a pint ("I promise") at the @BradfordBrewery #awkward #GorgeousSocialism

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Well, we think it's safe to say: We won that debate by an indefatigable country mile #GorgeousSocialism

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We're already enjoying ourselves on Any Questions #GorgeousSocialism

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Are we tough enough for victory in northern @TrumptonLabour heartlands AND for litigation FOR ALL for RTing? HELL YES #GorgeousSocialism

[Celtic_Bhoy_1888 @Bhoysagoodin]

#RT @newsthump @UKLabour party has just unveiled @KTHopkins billboard advert it will run until the #GE2015 "

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We're finding widespread support for our plan to move House of Commons to Leeds. Granted, it's a long way from the Royal Courts of Justice..

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Welcome to new followers. We salute your indefatigability. #GorgeousSocialism

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Contrary to widespread popular opinion, we have not lent our hat to either Rifkind, Straw or Cable-humans. #UniqueHat #GorgeousSocialism