Daily Trump Insult

Rather than post articles about how terrible he'd be for the country, I'd rather just call him a dick. #thismachineinsultsfascists

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@realDonaldTrump Why don't you announce that Hillary made you her bitch last night? #Debates2016

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Sighing, @realDonaldTrump wrote another zero on the "Days Without a Racist Remark" board. #StarOfDavid #TrumpHatesJews #Hillary2016

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.@realDonaldTrump is so old, he forgot what he's supposed to think about abortion again #hellerstedt #impossiblepromisetuxedogoblin

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Look at this pile of garbage.

I don't have a joke, I just think @realDonaldTrump is garbage. #Dumptrump

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.@realDonaldTrump is like a pair of chapped balls.

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I got it; @realDonaldTrump is the Big Lebowski. Hey @TheJeffBridges call up John Goodman and straighten him out #TrumpsSoPoor

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If he wants to save his campaign, @realDonaldTrump should take a hint from @MELANIATRUMP and marry some wealthy douchebag #TrumpsSoPoor

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.@realDonaldTrump Provide evidence that you were invited to @LateNightSeth Should be easy, unless you're habitually dishonest #whichyouare

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BREAKING: 13 year old girl sets sad old man aflame https://t.co/kJhbsoFu7s @realDonaldTrump #TrumpFail #TrumpBurnClinic

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Given that @realDonaldTrump is 70, when do you think he'll stop being afraid of things like newspapers? @washingtonpost #trumpstinyhands

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Thank you @realDonaldTrump for reminding us to not forget the real hero of #Orlando You, for tweeting about it #TrumpFail

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You can't say @realDonaldTrump isn't an amazing man. Think what it takes to make Don King look honest and reasonable. #trumplies

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Hey @realDonaldTrump you got told by someone's grandma. #Hillary2016 #trumpsnewasshole

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Man, @realDonaldTrump must be really glad that that Stanford rapist made him the second shittiest guy in the country for a little while.

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Can somebody please tell @realDonaldTrump to stop trying to steal black people? #TrumpsAfricanAmerican

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The only differences between the dick of @realDonaldTrump and my two year olds thumb is the fingernail and herpes. #trumpprotest

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.@realDonaldTrump better cut a check to a Burn Center, cuz @HillaryClinton just lit his ass up. #TrumpTheFraud #HillarySpeech

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It may not be original, but @realDonaldTrump is a racist sack of shit. #TrumpTheFraud #fuckthatguy #noseriouslyfuckthatguy

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I'll buy it @JMonkeYJ given that @realDonaldTrump is all about speaking loudly and hoping no one notices your tiny stick.

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Here's a hint @realDonaldTrump If you make someone apologize for saying you have a small dick, it means you have a small dick #trumpsdick