Paul Carter

#againstmodernfootball #swbuck #adoptedcornishman

[#BucksWriter 🦌 @BucksWriter]

Club statistician and historian Maurice Barker deserves a big tip of the hat for this; it was Mo who let me know our 800th match was on the horizon, all documented in his meticulous, handwritten records. He's a marvel, I'm just the cipher.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@BBCMOTD Are you having a bubble? This decision alone highlights how screwed the game has become..it's a contact sport ffs and there was no intention there.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

#FACup fuck var! The game has gone.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@bet365 what is going on with your free games today? None of them will save my predictions.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

Nature at her finest.

[Cornwall Live @CornwallLive]

People flock to cove for incredible starling murmurations https://t.co/NtJ8AJ7aj6

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@FootieNick So sorry for your loss buddy.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

Im raising money for @samaritans by me and little rocky taking this challenge on. Please donate if you can. Thank you please.
#charity https://t.co/dDHaoYROSp

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@LukeF125 The world is governed by dictators of war who need to sell weapons to furnish their bank accounts and hate sells. Sadly, this offence will go widely unreported as the msm are in on it as well.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@SpursOfficial must be proud having a cheat in your ranks who trips himself over and then waves an imaginary card to get another professional booked/sent off.
Pound to a penny said player is Injured/unavailable for the return fixture at anfield.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

One of the best of authors of this generation @IrvineWelsh #Reading #lovetoread #LANGUAGE
One of my all time favourite authors.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@TractorBuck @tntsports It wasthe same with all their games mate. It was shambolic.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@JackieD86388657 Who even reads this ***t anymore anymore? #dontbuythesun

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@KEdge23 Mate, you must have an epic dealer as clearly under the influence with the amount rubbish you spout. This country is broken by the current 🤡 in charge.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@BorisJohnson What's that i smell? Sheep? Cows? No it's bulls!

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

Genuinely heard 2 kids ask their mother last night where the sea had gone after they had eaten their meal. She couldn't offer an explanation amd simply said 'I don't know. How weird that it's gone out'. Fml

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@MWoodfinden @THINGEO Ask him if he wants mustard or mayo on his choice of burger or hotdog

The wanker.

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@HelstonAFC @DAUGHTS Top guy and good luck fella.

[AFCTU Club Shop @AFCTUClubshop]

How would you like to be a part of our team??
Next season, we are looking for somebody to help out on match days - it doesn't have to be every game but we need somebody to share the load and cover if necessary.
No previous experience needed 😎
Drop us a message if interested!

[Paul Carter @TruroBuck]

@RobPalin61 @GlennAirey Summasied perfectly my friend.