Trent Foster

chat does anyone have the link to the video with Mario balling

[Trent Foster @TrustInTrent]

When the clock reads 1:00 after reading 1:59

[AC 🇯🇵 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Delay GTAVI one more time and increase the price

#DelayGTAVIOneMoreTimeAndIncreaseThePrice

[Trent Foster @TrustInTrent]

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this…. A fried …. A fried this shrimp……. ?

[大やま @Solzhe_shimarin]

卵が高すぎる。もう自分で産むしかない

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

pisi is drinking earth’s entire freshwater supply

[Trent Foster @TrustInTrent]

@Dobnak_ @OldSchoolRS Nah is this guy the #Goat or what?? #Dicknak #GrandMasterInTheBedroom how does he do it ????

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Trent Foster @TrustInTrent]

@m__x__u There’s no way your first words after 20 years were Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime?

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy who just heard a new word but doesn't know what it means: Brother that rice bowl was penultimate af

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Trent Foster @TrustInTrent]

@Barmithian I can be convinced for the right one

[Trent Foster @TrustInTrent]

Selling Rare iPhone with spirit airlines app (could be worth millions, like the flappy bird situation). Serious inquiries only, I know what I have

[richard @richard_normal]

santavirus outbreak aboard north pole cruise leaves hundreds stranded. symptoms include widespread holiday cheer and goodwill towards your fellow man. five dead.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Senate just unanimously banned Senators from trading on prediction markets, effective immediately.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

The Hungry Caterpillar wept for there were no more worlds to conquer

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice