Skelliam MacAbre

21 (actually 20 shh) 😎 5'0 and counting 👍High calcium levels 💪 Self-employed performer 😏 Bros and hoes, I am single (now accepting relationships) 😘

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#MyTwitterAnniversary

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For all of America, it is Superbowl Sunday. For me, it is Superbowl everyday.

If ya know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge

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I'm literally flying high as Billy Goat dancing in my kitchen to silky smooth rnb trap while eating entire sleeve of ritz crackers at 1 am

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Aesthetic: eating a sesame bagel WITH cream cheese at 12:18 am in dim lighting

Further aesthetic: I DO NOT have a STOMACH

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Just between you and me, brownies are what killed me...

Guess you could call that a DIE-et

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Most people are less lively than me, and I'm a fucking skeleton

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My calcium levels are off the CHARTS

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That first sip of coffee is heaven...

Yes I've been there.
#ded

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It's been a while but I'M ALIVE GUYS!!

Jk I'm fkn ded

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Ladies and gents, together we rallied a grand total of 3.5 votes, that's counting my own. Gave Jeb a run for his money #jeb4prez #Skell2016

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Just wanted to take a moment to say thank you to every1 who came out to vote #Skelliam2016

Really means a lot.

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Happy Best Day of Year!! #halloween2016 #HalloweenIn5Words

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When you see sort of ex-bae's parents in public uhhhhh "hi mr. and mrs. ex I'm sober and successful PROMISE"

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That diner stoned on a Friday night aesthetic #aesthetic #vaporwave

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Just fkn murda'd it at da gym wit my twitter-less boy MIKE

Let's be real doe he's a fkn twig
#arms4days

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A MESSAGE TO ALL DA CLOWNS:

I got my bat, man, real steel in da Dark Night
All da clowns betta watch out, cuz I put up a fight UH

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Why was Cleopatra mean to her servants?? Cause she was on her pyramid #DaddieButGoodie

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Not gonna lie it's hard to adjust to modern society when u from a past era #RoaringTwentiesAndShit

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Halloween is my fav holiday bc everyone thinks I have the best costume... EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR NOT SO MUCH K #youdontknowmystruggle

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I touch my piano as delicately as I touch...uhh some other things #PLEASEDATEMEIAMKOOL