Theresa Murphy

This above all, to thine own self be true.

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Hey @OtterBox I've tried multiple times on 3 different devices over the past week to process this replacement case order, and your website just spins forever with an error like this. How can we do this?

[RCMP Newfoundland and Labrador @RCMPNL]

⚠️ Harbour Grace RCMP is informing residents of an unfolding situation involving a possible armed individual which requires that the public remain away from the area of Valley Road in Carbonear, near CONA and the Carbonear pool. Further updates to follow. ⚠️

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

If you won't accept me at my ankle hair, you don't deserve me at my supple thighs.

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

I did it and it slaps https://t.co/Bn3P0BPv5F

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Me at 7pm: I'll have an iced coffee to get me through today.
Me now at 2am: *lying in bed wide-eyed while Bittersweet Symphony by the Verve and the Tetris theme song play simultaneously in my head and thinking of all the things I have to do tomorrow*

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Still thinking of that time two weeks ago on #IWD2023 @HeatherMGillis said on tv "in '83 it was illegal -finally- for a man to rape his wife". Definitely one of the facts that has stuck with me since university. Just 40 years of illegal marital rape!

[Ashley Brauweiler @a_brauweiler]

The snow will start tomorrow evening and end late Saturday afternoon. Here's a look at the timing. #nlwx

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

@kara_okeefe Me as customer service/clerk to my manager/supervisor.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Muting everything that has to do that damn author and those fucking books and that goddamn video game

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

When the cup of tea is too good to put down, so you just stop doing everything else to sip.

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

@owleesi WHAT! I thought GenZ was better than this!

[Ashley Brauweiler @a_brauweiler]

Here we go again! 15-25+ cm starting Friday night and continuing until Sunday morning. #nlwx

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Not cute, Canada.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This map is a great example of when the Mercator projection is definitely the right choice. No point in upscaling the “no data” portion of the map and making the data heavy parts of the map unreadable.

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Wow - of all possible socio-economic and environmental factors, and yet obesity is one of the metrics of a place's health?

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Eyeballing this map I’d say it’s correct ✅

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

@cummingsgoings That's makes you a great sister, imo #ItTakesAVillage

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

@rebmasel The next working day after a national holiday should be a paid day off. Anyone who has to work should earn 1.5-2× wages. (I'm Canadian tho)

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

*turning on your wipers when it *might* be drizzly, even.

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Anxiety is like turning on your wipers when it's drizzly and they immediately go to the highest setting. Just frantically whooshing unnecessarily.

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

Smelling smoke and hearing a lot of sirens/fire trucks this morning; Freshwater Rd, St. John's area, heading east. Anyone have insight? #yyt

[Theresa Murphy @TsaMurphy]

@GailVazOxlade Not even worth scrapping for parts