Tyler

[Chris K. @chriskh]

You could move to New York City.

Walk out your door at 2am for a bacon egg and cheese and not think twice about it. Get on a subway that takes you from a mosque to a synagogue to a cathedral to a noodle shop that's been slinging the same bowl since 1987, all in twelve blocks. Watch strangers from four different continents argue about a parking spot in a language that is somehow entirely made of hand gestures.

Sit in a park designed 170 years ago by geniuses who wanted you, specifically, to have somewhere green to sit. Catch a Tuesday night set from a musician who's about to be enormous, in a room that fits eighty people. Walk past a building where somebody invented something, or wrote something, or changed something, roughly every four minutes, whether you notice or not.

Realize your commute is also a people-watching seminar, a smell-based cultural exchange program, and free comedy.

Order the good pizza at 1am standing up, off a paper plate, next to a guy in a tux and a guy who clearly just got off a double shift, both getting the same slice with the same reverence.

Pay too much for too little space and get, in exchange, eleven million other people's worth of energy pointed directly at your life every single day.

Move to Iowa. Get the four bedrooms, the garage, the yard. Never again have a 3am conversation with a stranger that changes how you think about something. Never walk into a museum on a random Wednesday because it's just there. Never get that specific electric feeling of being one tiny gear in the greatest machine humans have ever built.

But hey. At least parking's easy.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Congress is not serious.

We are voting on a stock trading ban for members of Congress…

BUT Republicans added voter-ID in the legislation.

Not to get Dems to vote for voter-ID,

but to get them to vote against the stock trading ban, so they can use it in the Nov. election.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die.”

- George Washington, July 2, 1776

[HoopsHype @hoopshype]

Now that's depth.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics' Joe Mazzulla has won the 2025-26 NBA Coach of the Year award.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

This should be the biggest story in the world.

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Always the home team.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Joel Embiid GRABS Tatum's neck, no foul.

Joel Embiid gets breathed on, two free throws. 🤔

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The ‘OCEAN’S’ prequel is set to release in theaters in 2027.

Starring Margot Robbie and Bradley Cooper, as the parents of Danny Ocean set during the 1962 Monaco Grand Prix.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

We don’t have a revenue problem, we have a spending problem.

My Penny Plan would cut just 6% a year and balance the budget in five years. That’s it.

Show markets we’re serious about fiscal discipline, and the economy will respond.

Time to hold the line on spending.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

These guys beat the full strength Orlando Magic tonight

[The Crown Club 👑 @CrownClubCLT]

Get this shit out of the NBA

[NYFREAKS @sadnysportsfan1]

“Hey hey hey hey Nancy you know I have 2 national championship rings right?”

- Alex Karaban in the Deloitte break room

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

This case against TicketMaster/Live Nation was supposed to go to trial this week. The DOJ, through multiple administrations, has been preparing for years.

Trump just settled it instead, after firing the head of the antitrust division.

There is apparently no amount of corruption too obvious to scare Trump away from it.

[Alex Monahan @AlexMonahaqyrt]

Crying after a reg season win?

Wemby is so good for the league man

[Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss]

This sequence genuinely healed my soul

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Hugo Gonzalez vs Milwaukee:

18 PTS (career-high)
16 REB (career-high)
3 STL (career-high)
2 BLK

Joins Larry Bird as the only Celtics rookies with those numbers in a game.

[Tyler @Tshields_2333]

@LukaUpdates Yes there are

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

greatest city in the world

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

"Nothing from my end"