The Cowboys beat the Vikings so bad they took em off TV.
A network taking your game off of National television by saying, โweโre gonna take you to a more competitive matchup.โ Is the actual version of having to pass the sticks when youโre down 21-0.
Also has finished *every* contract heโs ever signed, never demanded a trade & only changed teams via free agency. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ