Bearded Savage

i suck the whole tiddy. the closest thing to a troll acct since Donald Trump. perpetually trying to hook up with my mailman

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:

2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

my gf’s sense of humor > your sense of humor

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! YOU DON'T RUN WITH US 🤑💪🚽

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

Currently working on the next great workplace sitcom which takes place at a call center. Can't wait to replace @theofficenbc as no. 1 in that genre

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@fifidoghorn Subpar omnivore

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

bro murder is so bad. i don’t like it.

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@sarahmcmilliane Wild Berry

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@loki_chun_li Spit on them for me zaddy

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@lamusicstudio Guess I'm gonna have to drink this 12 pack all by myself 😕

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@lamusicstudio

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@loki_chun_li Idk man these rhymes are kinda dusty for Tyler

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am become meme

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

I stg the next person that talks about great Disney movies and DOESN'T mention Treasure Planet is getting all this static #bigfax

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

the only big birthday after 21 must be the year you become old enough to lick your fingers before touching paper

[Bearded Savage @TubaJester]

@DanielLaTorre98 More like Alec Guinness but either one I'm happy with