PhilipMichaelThomas

Some people never live a day in a lifetime. I live a lifetime in a day. MAN, I HAVE SEVEN KIDS WITH THREE DIFFERENT GIRLFRIENDS!

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@Nick_Nolte MAN. You do NOT get to be the bartender on our poker nights ever again.

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Add my friend code: 613 157 314 Click the link to join my gang http://bit.ly/originalgz #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

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is playing Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://bit.ly/originalgz #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

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@Benji_the_Dog Whoever shit that wet Virginia Slim @danieltosh should be put down.

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RT @Benji_the_Dog: @danieltosh Look everyone. I shit another host of a clip show. Run.

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WHEN AM I GON BE ABLE TO GET ON THE INTRAWEB WITH MY LAPTOP IN A PHONEBOOTH LIKE IN HACKERS??? CMON! THAT FLICK WAS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO ALRDY.

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Y'ALL AINT NEVER TWEET ME NO BAIL MONEY.

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@ThatKevinSmith The Southwest Airlines bitches kicked me off for not having a ticket! (Any word on my callback for Cop Out?)

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@NotNotoriousBIG That gaybleknit turtleneck Diddy wore in yo biopic? My sis had that in the 4th grade. Got it at The Limited. Half off $14.

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@iamdiddy No.

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@VibeMagazine ummmm... Didn't your magazine get cancelled?

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@BlogXilla And all you niggas are on mine. *bows*

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@NotNotoriousBIG Nigga I just found out I'm doing the Tonight Show next Monday with Michael Jackson! Should I tell Johnny you said hello?

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Hey fuckheadz! My agent says I'm gonna be on the Tonight Show next week promoting my Twitter page!!! YE$$$!!!

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@iamdiddy @Benji_the_Dog We need to get together on sumpthin in the '10! Holla at me! I'll be at this pay phone for the next 6 hours or so.

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Coating my balls with Herpecin Lip Balm.

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@mrskutcher Girl please. I'll SHOW YOU some mice!

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@NotNotoriousBIG Nah son! I just found me a full-up calling card!

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@JessicaSimpson You don't actually have a lil white baby named Bronx right. RIGHT???

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@courtneylover79 Daaaaaaamn. I gots the scissors? That's deep.