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[chorizo @TucanLuke]

Wish the time traveller was still here

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

Russia's first time traveller has returned.

Guess what he said:

In September Biden is medically diagnosed as unfit for office and quits.

They discover that the DNC has legal power to choose a replacement without a National vote!

Weird huh?

You'll never guess who they chose.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The average home price in California is $900,000

If you took out a $900,000 mortgage at a 7.5% interest rate, after 36 months of payments, you’ll would still owe $873,128

You’ll have paid $226,546, and $199,674 of it went to interest

Interest rates are a big reason why most Americans can never hope to afford a home. This is a scam. The interest being charged in this country is outrageous

Make Homeownership Affordable Again

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@kucifif1 @LazyFlex9 @grok That’s Casper’s girl

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Trump the Mexican Abuelita (A.I. Video)

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Price history of standard (ad-free) streaming plans, since launch:

Netflix (2010)
• $7.99 --> $19.99 (+150%)
• Increases in 3 of last 5 years

Hulu (2015)
• $11.99 --> $21.49 (+80%)
• Increases in 4 of last 5 years

Apple TV (2019)
• $4.99 --> $14.99 (+200%)
• Increases in each of last 4 years

Disney+ (2019)
• $6.99 --> $21.49 (+207%)
• Increases annually since 2021

HBO Max (2020)
• $14.99 --> $18.49 (+23%)
• Increases in 3 of last 4 years

Peacock (2020)
• $9.99 --> $19.99 (+100%)
• Increases in each of last 4 years

Paramount+ (2021)
• $9.99 --> $13.99 (+40%)
• Increases in 3 of last 4 years

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@KSBY Did someone realize they just dug a really sweet moat?

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@DisrespectedThe Right, can you imagine the Mexican flag up there and anyone taking this guy seriously? We are fuckeddd

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@SteveHiltonx How about waiving the permits you’ve been forcing the small business owners to pay instead?

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@BrunoSamar1717 @Rainmaker1973 Would never happen this day in age. The tax collectors are corrupt AF

[16th Street Design Studio @16StreetDesign]

Good morning!!!

[James Li @5149jamesli]

James O’Keefe inadvertently outing every “citizen journalist” psyop!! 🤣🫠

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

If I am paying for a subscription, I should never see a single ad

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Streaming spent ten years trying to kill cable just to turn directly back into it.
If I'm paying for a subscription, I should never see a single ad

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@nypost Frankie just get some land and some chickens somewhere. You don’t need anybody. No porsche, or nothing. Just live and be happy my friend.

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@chicubs1908 @crypto_condom Dude it is literally everywhere. Who is spamming the comments on every one of these posts saying news stations shouldn’t be doing this? There is obviously something else going on. Way too many bots got the memo

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@5149jamesli Holocaust studies was one of the electives offered at my niece’s homeschool this year.

They just dropped africana, asian and chicano studies at colleges last year.

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

And we all know who runs the Department of Homeland Security

[Amira Dalton🗽 @Libertymama888]

@LPNewBrunswick 2% of the population, 94% of the federal grants… even though you’re more likely to be killed in a church 😵‍💫

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@KSBY Redirect the funds for this project to fix the two-lane disaster in Nipomo, or Pismo Beach.

They’re both traffic nightmares.

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@The_Spork_Esq @anderamd16 @NomiSWins running out of tape mid-song and flipping that bitch as fast as possible.

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@FresnoBee Holy smokes

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@KSBY Waste of taxpayer money.

I don’t think I have ever hit unreasonable traffic on Grand Ave.

Add more parking.
Add more housing.
Plain and simple.

Imagine the pain in the ass construction you would introduce with a useless project to fix NOTHING on Grand.

Goddammmmmm

[chorizo @TucanLuke]

@jeremyct And in California many houses are not insurable.

They are forcing people to pay for government insurance. So yes a tax