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Tucker Carlson classic, unapologetically conservative #DeSantis2028

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Justice will be served and the battle will rage

This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage

And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.

'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Line of the century @MaxNordau

[yeet @Awk20000]

FinesseFave asks Jerry Seinfeld to drop a Free Palestine after the Knicks game

"It doesn't exist”

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Nobody talking about how Mark Texiera will be leading off for the republicans in next year’s congressional baseball game.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Thank god our president has never been a friend of Jeffery Epstein or had an affair.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bill Gates tells Congress that Jeffrey Epstein discovered he had affairs during his marriage & tried to leverage it against him.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

When this suit was first filed I figured it would almost certainly fail for a number or reasons, but based on the utter stupidity of these filings from the DOJ I’d say there is a non-zero chance somebody issues an injunction.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

In defense of UFC fights at White House, Justice Department argues in court filing that Pres. George W Bush also permitted youth tee-ball on White House grounds

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Inconveniencing an entire city in the middle of a war you started just to watch a basketball game and leave before it’s over is such a fuck you move, but then again this is the guy who once flipped off primary voters.

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

Secret service left the perch above the suite

Dolan has moved courtside

Trump had left the building with 7 mins to go

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

@MikeBeauvais And sitting behind the head coach is the Secretary of Commerce who is also a sexual criminal

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

The fact that Howard Lutnick was able to show up at this game, sit right next to the Knicks bench and not get heckled out of the building is a fucking disgrace.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

I supported Pratt but the dude only ran half a campaign. He never really presented a single policy he would change, it was 99% just pointing the finger which isn’t enough. Rick Caruso or somebody similar would’ve been much better

[Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC]

In a two-way race in 2024, Donald Trump got 26.5% of the vote in City of Los Angeles. In a three-way race in 2026, Spencer Pratt has 26.7% of the vote. I'm not sure what the mystery is that demands a conspiratorial explanation.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Guy with a Nazi tatoo wants to jail people for expressing their opinions.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Graham Platner: “If I had my way, elections would last two months, they would be publicly funded, and if a billionaire looked at a TV ad the wrong way we’d put ‘em in jail.”

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Trump was only successful during his first term because our enemies believed he would follow through on his threats. They very quickly found out he will never follow through and now it’s a total disaster.

[The Reagan Caucus @NewReaganCaucus]

Half of you won't want to hear this, but America's enemies are believing in TACO, and that makes everyone less safe.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Scott Pelley is upset he was told to describe Renee Good as “driving towards an officer” which is, in fact, what she was doing.

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

This is a devastating interview.

Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good.

Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

A great way to test somebody’s IQ is to see if they believe this or not.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 The House Armed Services Committee just voted to merge the US military with Israel's.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

The Biden campaign’s biggest blunder was not making Hunter its centerpiece.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

He needs to run for president just for the debates.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.

If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?

Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Trump is so fucking toxic he’s literally made people forget what was going on as recently as 2.5 years ago and now at least two Biden cabinet members are likely to win statewide elections.

[🇺🇲Salty Texan @texan_maga]

New Mexico is screwed 😒

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

They need to stop reporting these obviously false promises until there’s even a shred of evidence he might follow through.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS HE WILL HAVE AN AGREEMENT WITH IRAN TO EXTEND THE CEASEFIRE AND REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ "OVER THE NEXT WEEK" -ABC NEWS

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Expecting Trump to put on a classy and respectful event was probably your first mistake.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’m actually pretty pissed at how badly they’ve bungled America 250. First they tried to invite Milli Vanilli and a bunch of other absurdly washed up geriatric one hit wonders. Then when that didn’t work they decided to convert the event into a Trump rally where Trump will talk about himself for 90 minutes. This should have been a massive, raucous celebration of the country and its 250 year history. Now it will be a political rally identical to the ten million other ones we’ve already seen.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Cannot believe @MaxNordau and @snorman1776 missed this, but Charlie Crist has it in his head to run for office again…

Guess the ass kicking he got four years ago wasn’t good enough.

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

I grew up in St. Pete.. No matter where life has taken me, home has always been right here. St. Pete deserves a mayor who listens and gets things done. That's why I'm running.

https://t.co/x0B2bgpCer

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Texas voters have two choices: a center-right Neo Con or a corrupt likely criminal AG that will almost certainly be under investigation for the remainder of this election.

[Jeff Leach @leachfortexas]

No one rapes a Texas child and gets this kind of royal treatment. If my House Judiciary Committee has to subpoena Ken Paxton himself to explain this — be assured that we will do so.

We deserve answers. And this is not going away.

[Ship of Fools Republican @TuckerClassic]

Trump used pictures from their dignified transfer in a political fundraising email.

[Rick Scott @SenRickScott]

Delete this.

These men and women gave the last full measure of devotion protecting their fellow Americans from a tyrannical terrorist regime that wants to kill our people and destroy our way of life.

To use them as political props on Memorial Day is just beyond the pale. It’s disgusting and unAmerican.