FrogDoc

Christian, momma bear, runner, scientist and conservative. I love irony, sarcasm. Congenial loner. Don't make your problem my problem.

[FrogDoc @TueborFrog]

I am a toxicologist. As a service during COVID-19, feel free to ask me prior to ingesting anything you have questions about. Things that are marked 'not for human consumption' seem rather straightforward, but my offer remains.

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@MAnotGinger @Taxpayers1234 @OverpaidA Oh hai!! 🤣

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My family has been through a lot of loss lately. But this lovely mother, grandmother, great grandmother and great great grandmother turned 104 today. 🙏

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@Taxpayers1234 @timburchett @Dolphieness If he knows how to tell she's a female, I will be impressed :)

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@LinkedIn_Chad Right between my sisters and my birthdays... it was close

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We lost my dad this morning. Prayers for our family would be appreciated.

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@Gormogons I suspect more people than you know care. Weird how you can connect with the loveliest of randos on the X. 😘

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@beyondreasdoubt You bend over far enough and your knockers will cover it.

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"Rules of economy are shameful" -The Economist

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Rich countries are in a selfish mood. Failure to act on the risk of an impending food shock looks baked in. In the face of an avoidable disaster, that is shameful. Read why (it’s free to register) https://t.co/3YGObkCfAP

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@TheMuppetPastor That's a Bee Bear!

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My former husband and the father of my children was adopted. As is his adopted son. Forcing birth =/= taking accountability and giving someone a chance at a life better than yours.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot fucking take:
Forcing birth just to dump a baby into adoption is way more unethical than having an abortion.

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@physicsgeek Bet you a duck

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@pipandbaby When you can't decide whether to eat cabbage because you're old or British.

[The Gormogons @Gormogons]

CZ I'm suspecting not all the chains on that bridge are human.

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@awstar11 @kris_kinder The quality of the pastry is directly correlated with its weight and sheen.

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@Verbish75 So sorry to hear this.. big hugs. <<3

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@TugboatPhil That’s actually pretty smart

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Y'all... I just turned the burner off my stovetop. I last used it yesterday morning! I think I have too much going on...

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@gscottoliver Yep. Gas was still burning. I’d spent most of the day out. 😣

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@CyborgPeds Me: oh, because the day ends in 'y'

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@data_republican @TonyLaneNV I heard Dave Ramsey say that tipping isn't always a matter of quality of service, but of generosity. I'm a big tipper because the difference is usually only a few dollars to me but could mean a lot to someone.