Tugnuggets

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

It’d be nice if, while discussing Islamophobia on a five person panel, CNN could maybe have one of those five guests be a Muslim? Just a thought.

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

o problema é não ter tempo e nem dinheiro

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Elections have consequences.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

*Abdul wins by 15k votes*

Media: Devastatingly close. He has to become more centrist now.

*Hong loses by 3k votes*

Media: ITS JOEVER FOR THE LEFT. COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT. FULL CENTRIST MANDATE.

[Dawn 💫🌺 @rhinestoneeye21]

you guys remember this one?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

🚨BREAKING: Lady Gaga said: “This is our opportunity to vote against Donald Trump,” and her video was removed from Facebook and Instagram. This is what Republican fascism calls “freedom.”

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Nothing says “the future of the party” like a guy broadcasting from what looks like the inside of a casket

[mika @mikasagrada]

O trabalho termina às 17:00

Eu às 16:55:

[𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @strategicsouth]

Same thing.

[shaLeG @shaLeGxtactica]

Just found out my coworker i disliked for no reason was a pedophile

[Hannah @zanpansky]

an image of heaven in the middle of hell

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Today I spoke to an older male lawyer in the same tone he was using with me. Do yall wanna guess whether he liked that

[sophia @sadgirlnlove]

bizarro que um casal com um face card insano desse só tenha tido filhos feios

[welcome to our trash revolution @trash_panda97]

holy shit

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

2017 // 2026

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[Rizz Mew Mew 67 🔥🔥‼️🗿 @niftytoast3110]

the wrinkles, the ears, visible eyes, the way the mask gets sucked into the mouth
god it feels like an actual costume and not like a high quality super hero suit
its perfect.

[narsa. @rathor7_]

this is brutal 😭😭😭😭😭

[CG @cgtwts]

marketing agencies right now:

[𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 @Malcolm_Pal9]

What a wonderful and touching gesture.

Arianna Hamilton lost her job at Burger King after taking a stand and saying, “Free Palestine.”

The people of Palestine painted a mural in her honor, celebrated her, and thanked her for standing with them.