TullySaidWhat

@Tully quotes from 1/23/17 through today. 1/3 of the @jasonellisshow podcast. Host of the #Tullyshow (spotify) & #Tullytime #Ramblinman and more on patreon

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“I think I could totally fuck a wretched old lady for money and the lols.” - Patreon 5/19/25

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“Precum is exciting. It means the best is yet to come.”
Jason Ellis Show Patreon 1/20/25
#precum

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“I was a teenage Preparation H purchaser.”

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“Every man needs to know that in between his dick & balls and his asshole is the ghost of his vagina.” - E94 - Seasquatch

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"We shouldn't even let him choose to be president. We should force him to be." - @Tully #therock

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"Getting drunk is really fun when you're little." - @Tully

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"I would like a little fart in the face from a cute chick." - @Tully

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"It's so hard to imagine a world in which there is no jizz." - @Tully

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"Prostitution and mushrooms do not mix in my experience." - @Tully

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"Has the world changed, or have I changed? I dont know." - @Tully #spandauballet

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"I love an elaborate wank." - @Tully

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"My son was like an Al Bundy-level misogynist pig when he was 18 months old." - @tully

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"I'd rather eat a man's cum, than cow's cum." - @Tully

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"God looks out for drunks." - @Tully

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"I was never rich enough to do party tricks with my coke." - @Tully

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"I like really hairy gay Asian teens." - @Tully

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"Aldean all day. That's how I'm livin." - @Tully

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"Every butt is built for pleasure." - @Tully #thejasonellisshow #patreon

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"Is it gay if I say I would prefer the anal-swab covid test?" - @Tully #tullytime

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"Beauty is in the eye of the boobholder." - @Tully #tullytime