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I’m 14 and I tweet dice and shitpost about D&D or politics. Logo by @infinitokens honestly just trying my best. he/him

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Just want to remind you all that in response to this tweet pump and pantry commented “I’m glad you like our dog his name is bones he is a husky dog” and followed me back. The world is a weird place.

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The @pumpandpantry dog is my fursona. It’s just a working middle class man, who for some reason has a name that sounds like a sex act.

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@korb_tooth_man Just team up with the lady at the bar and have a wild night with a comical amount of alcohol

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The chances of me lying in wait under your bed waiting for you to fall asleep so I can eat your teeth fresh from the source is very low but will never be zero.

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Okay but can we talk about how #frozen2 straight up stole the theme riff of nightmare before Christmas for their plot device. I mean Jesus Christ, honestly, just change like one note it’s not this hard

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@korb_tooth_man I choose to read this as meaning that the simpsons own 10% of your laptop storage and that storage is the simpsons’

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@KarpSaxor I think me tweeting this was a power play on the like five followers that always see and like my tweets and then y’all liked it anyway

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G O R M

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@JasonTDnDDM Along the edge of bridge city in Texas hanging apartments shelter the poor, but on a fateful day glowing bonds string alongside the iron bridge. As the bonds destroy the bridge you must begin to understand why the bonds are here, and what their relationship is with our world.

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The creator of cherpumple should be in jail

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Happy Halloween

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@JasonTDnDDM @GilTheVlogsmith @sunshadeauarts @IScreamDice @greenleafgeek @dispeldice @AronDraws I feel like adult swim would take it

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Hey folks here’s a guide for how to make your own relatable family post
-politics am I right
-what the fuck even is a turducken
-lmao uncle gary be like
-cranberry sauce 🤪
-polithicc amiright
-grandma says the darndest things
-it’s thanksgiving not Christmas yet
-politique amiri

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@korb_tooth_man Omg tumble would never I cry every time

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@korb_tooth_man Shaking and crying rn this can’t be true

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I ask the members of the jury to feel my client’s vibe. Is that the vibe of a serial killer? I think not.

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Instead of one unskippable 30 second ad instead 30 unskippable one second ads
“FUCK! BUY CHIPS”
“GET HULU!”
Just advertisers frantically yelling at you for a second until it moves on. @YouTube hit me up

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@korb_tooth_man In like 60 years Elon musk is going to try to colonize the moon and he’s just going to see an old shack filled with teeth monsters and be like “nope we’re done go back global warming wins”

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Ok I spinned it again and got fruit loops so I guess I’ll go with that. See y’all next Thursday for your next episode of Super Hardcore Impractical Tasty Food that is Overwhelmingly Orgasmicly Delicious. S.H.I.T. F.O.O.D. for short