Ben

33; average runner, amateur cricketer. Played at Lord’s once… not sure I’ve ever mentioned it?

[Ben @TumoLPK]

I say this every time I watch the film, Dolores Umbridge is a wanker

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@manairport flight FR4027 to Alicante, really appreciate you making a bunch of us stand out in the pouring rain for 20 minutes before boarding, sick from you. Can’t stand in the airbridge, can’t board, now I’m piss wet through. Shithouses

[PenPlays @PenPlays_]

Mind boggling that this is the interior of an actual LEGO set

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

two can play that game

[〽️ @MattOfTheSouth]

Every now and again I remember that Jamie Redknapp has an evil twin brother

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@Yas_Cricket @Cricket_Ali Easy there Yas, some of us would be very happy with averaging 9.2 for 7 whole weeks 😂

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@TrailsAndAlesUK @SteAssent That being said I will be there with fucking bells on

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@TrailsAndAlesUK @SteAssent Mate you’ll be too busy fanboying everyone as usual 👀😂

[Sam @SamCKx]

There's not a single person in Britain who doesn't agree that the death of Henry Nowak was a tragedy, and the way the police handled it was absolutely disgraceful.

There's only one political party, however, who want to take that family's pain and politicise it for their own benefit.

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@PlayMoreEsports @WolfeyGlick MY BENERAL

[Ben @TumoLPK]

Alice Capsey is a much, much better cricketer than Sophia Dunkley - and if Capsey doesn’t play ahead of Dunkley in the World Cup it’s an absolute travesty

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@okJLUV Wouldn’t mind but some of them cards look absolutely dogshit

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@gale_thruster Also, I’m gonna say it - this card looks dogshit 😂

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@ManchesterSG100 This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Ladies, find someone who loves you the way Safanov loves his wife.

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@IanTnf He looked so in control on that home straight

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Today is final deadline day on the latest writing project and this is mostly how it has been done over the last few months.
Really couldn't have done it without their boundless energy and support.

[Ben @TumoLPK]

@le_petit_cochon @IanTnf Why did nobody share the bingo card with me beforehand 😮‍💨😂