Mohamed

charming

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@Matallahkhamis @rayasel94 Allah anataka Wanaume wenzake wamnyonye uboo ndo watafika paradise

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@killo_killo11 Allah tokea lini akapenda watoto wa kike wasome?

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@el_Ahmaddd Allah alikuwa anapenda chudai tu

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

Haha Allah alikuwa mjinga

[GZ @General_Zutt]

Muhammad was pissing into bottles long before video games.

#HadithOfTheDay

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@CoolestDudeOnX Wacheza chudai wa Allah

[THE TRUTH SCOPE @scopethetruth1]

Allah describes himself as merciful because He can forgive thieves after punishing them with permanent mutilation.🤣

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

Duh. Allah anataka sex kila wakati

[S Raghunatha Prabhu, Modi ka Pariwar @SRaghunathaPra1]

In Pakistan, Mohamad divorced his wife because she did not serve food on time.

Later, he wanted to take her back. Under Sharia law, she had to undergo halala (have sexual relations with another person).

When she refused, he forced her to undergo halala with his own father.

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

Yes

[KJELL B. ✝️ ____🇸🇪_🇺🇦 🇪🇺_🇮🇱🇺🇸 @Joh17_3]

@ExMuslimAz Islam is the beast religion from Satan👺🕋

[NoelleLovessu @frs0dg]

Me going to the mosque to touch Muslim trade

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

Kumbe kuna kushikana mkundu

[NoelleLovessu @frs0dg]

Me going to the mosque to touch Muslim trade

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@CypherSmitRowe Wanawake walihaidiwa nn na Allah?

[Brother Rachid الأخ رشيد @BrotherRasheed]

ISLAMIC PARADISE: 72 VIRGINS FOR HIM. WHAT ABOUT HER?

An ordinary Muslim man gets two virgins in paradise.

A martyr gets 72 virgins.

And what does a Muslim woman get?

If her husband was a good Muslim, congratulations! She gets him back, for eternity. Except now she has to share him with his heavenly virgins.

But don’t worry! Islamic scholars reassure her that she’ll be more beautiful than the virgins and treated like a queen.

And if her husband wasn’t a good Muslim? She gets assigned to another righteous Muslim man.

Same arrangement. Same virgins. Same sharing.

But here’s the good news: She’s the queen!

I suppose that means she gets to manage the schedule.

Even in paradise, polygamy is a man’s reward and a woman’s eternal headache.

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@CypherSmitRowe Kufa Raha ukiwa muislam - Wanaume akifa anapata bikra 72. Hivi wanawake walihaidiwa nn?

[Brother Rachid الأخ رشيد @BrotherRasheed]

ISLAMIC PARADISE: 72 VIRGINS FOR HIM. WHAT ABOUT HER?

An ordinary Muslim man gets two virgins in paradise.

A martyr gets 72 virgins.

And what does a Muslim woman get?

If her husband was a good Muslim, congratulations! She gets him back, for eternity. Except now she has to share him with his heavenly virgins.

But don’t worry! Islamic scholars reassure her that she’ll be more beautiful than the virgins and treated like a queen.

And if her husband wasn’t a good Muslim? She gets assigned to another righteous Muslim man.

Same arrangement. Same virgins. Same sharing.

But here’s the good news: She’s the queen!

I suppose that means she gets to manage the schedule.

Even in paradise, polygamy is a man’s reward and a woman’s eternal headache.

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@CypherSmitRowe Allah kwann alikuwa anapenda 3some

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@CypherSmitRowe Allah kwann alikuwa anapenda 3some

[Janie Johnson - America is Exceptional @jjauthor]

Muslim logic.

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

Swali - watu wanataka majibu

[₿RØWŃ🍁🥷 @_YKbrown]

If a Muslim man dies and is promised 72 virgins in Paradise, what happens when a Muslim woman dies?

What awaits her in Heaven?

[Brother Rachid الأخ رشيد @BrotherRasheed]

ISLAMIC PARADISE: 72 VIRGINS FOR HIM. WHAT ABOUT HER?

An ordinary Muslim man gets two virgins in paradise.

A martyr gets 72 virgins.

And what does a Muslim woman get?

If her husband was a good Muslim, congratulations! She gets him back, for eternity. Except now she has to share him with his heavenly virgins.

But don’t worry! Islamic scholars reassure her that she’ll be more beautiful than the virgins and treated like a queen.

And if her husband wasn’t a good Muslim? She gets assigned to another righteous Muslim man.

Same arrangement. Same virgins. Same sharing.

But here’s the good news: She’s the queen!

I suppose that means she gets to manage the schedule.

Even in paradise, polygamy is a man’s reward and a woman’s eternal headache.

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@Tweener003 Allah alikuwa mcheza chudai. Ndo maana rahisi

[Mohamed @Tune_Media_tz]

@Sisimizi3 Allah anataka kucheza chudai