Phil St Pier

Solar powered plastic crack addict. Godless. Robot/movie/videogame/car enthusiast. Recent EV convert. Guinness world record holder.

[Phil St Pier @TurboBungle]

@CommunityFibre Having an outage in RM12, Do you guys have an issue?

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@McVities I reckon this Christmas you should rebrand Digestives as DiFestives... Whaddaya think? Do I get any royalties or anything?

[Phil St Pier @TurboBungle]

@LondonFire What was the cause of the huge water leak down Romford Road this morning just along from the fire?

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@VictoriousFest Seriously you need to sort out your crowd management, the castle stage after Sophie Ellis Bextor nearly turned into a crush, and 'exit via the roadside' means fuck all when you can't see though a sea of people crushing you.

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@MrJamesMay A new project?

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@SkyHelpTeam Sky broadband down in IG7 AGAIN.... All usual resets performed and everything in house is responding, it's a problem after the before the router..

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@JasonBarnet2 @SkyUK Virgin is down too... Chigwell. Someone put a shovel through a fiber?

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@HeinzUK I do love your food, but why oh whyyyy as the most seasoned producer of tinned soups and beans etc, are yours the only tins that DON'T STACK!? Literally every other brand do. I've had to switch bean brands to avoid getting hit on the head when I open the cupboard...

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@MagicAtMusicals your station is behaving very strangely at the mo. Seems to be playing 2 tracks on top of each other...

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@SkyHelpTeam no broadband in IG7. Help.

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@capthlr My mum had 3, and the 3rd one worked....

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@NeillBlomkamp Blade Runner I think.... Although 2049 is close

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@eefnews Definitely armed police, saw a guy with a glock pacing back and forth near the health food shop and chip shop

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@Carpervert I remember when I was a kid, returning from holiday, you'd always know, with sadness, you were back in the UK due to the sea of black, silver, navy blue, maroon (from the flamboyant!) cars on the way back from Gatwick...

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@ganymedetitan @MetroUK What is this?

[Phil St Pier @TurboBungle]

@SkyHelpTeam @FD16755125 Urry up guys, we are locked down with fuck all to do

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@CallumOrr @SkyHelpTeam Working Now!

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@SkyHelpTeam Services also down in the IG7 area/Chigwell? We've lost broadband since this morning

[Phil St Pier @TurboBungle]

@DistillinginE3 Are your rather tasty cocktails in cans really only 35 Calories?!?!

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Never mind, we got a call :)

[Phil St Pier @TurboBungle]

@DirtyBonesLDN Guys are you having issues? We haven't had any notification, response or delivery for our order for today....