caleb

Back, as a father

[caleb @TurboJunior1]

whatever walk of life you come from at least we can all agree that firing up a weed eater in one pull is never not cool

[Kris Patel 🇺🇸 @KrisPatel99]

Also… Almost 15% of the US population is on a GLP-1 …

[Chris Camillo @ChrisCamillo]

I’ll just pretend it was me

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

LOOK AT HIM GO

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

huge alligator is all i want

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

If I was a professional caddie I would never let the golfer I’m working for bend down and get the ball out of the hole. That’s my job.

[caleb @TurboJunior1]

All a man really wants is to come home after a long day’s work and watch YouTube at 2X speed and play clash of clans

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

literally tens of millions of years

[Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill]

Amazing how much more dangerous motorbikes are than all the other options  “A motorcyclist who traveled 15 miles every day for a year had an astonishing 1 in 860 chance of dying. A person who took a 500 mile flight every day for a year would have a fatality risk of 1 in 85,000.”

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this is so real

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

@curiosityonx trillion tons eh? who weighed it? how’d you get a scale that big? how’d you get the scale under it? ok “scientists”

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[caleb @TurboJunior1]

That first sip of coffee after brushing your teeth just hits different. Magic.

[caleb @TurboJunior1]

it is perfectly acceptable to use “hog off material” in presentations to leaders of my department

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

swamp dog

[PowerMizzou @PowerMizzoucom]

Drinkwitz: "These students up front just asked me about class on Friday. I say skip it. It's early in the year. You can overcome an early deficit."

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Mizzou, a second half academic institution

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

HOG

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

have you ever seen a croc gallop