Secret Agent Orange

The West shall rebuild

[AI_Explorer @ai_explorer25]

Anthropic pays $750,000+ a year for engineers who can build LLM architectures from scratch. Stanford taught the entire thing in 1 hour lecture & released it for free.

Bookmark & watch this today before someone takes it down ...

[THE WHITE RABBIT @thedailyrabbit_]

Taxes are a scam and illegal.

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

Finally, a foid that understands men

[Męrc @HomelessBrah]

If "employim" ever hits tik tok like goyim did the young male unemployment rate is going to 90%

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Trump releases 400k barrels of oil from the SPR

Same exact small amount as last week

I think we have hit operational limit

[0420 @FlipCrypt]

Let's get it!

[doopiidoo @doopiidoop]

Bottomless Puddle

[Secret Agent Orange @TurboNuclearFun]

@CensoredTube This makes my gooch hurt

[Tivadar Danka @TivadarDanka]

Math isn't hard because the concepts are complex. It's hard because traditional education treats it like robotic symbol-shuffling gymnastics. We force people to memorize formulas for years while completely hiding the underlying spatial intuition.

[bishara @bishara]

the last thing you see before the biggest financial collapse in human history

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

A master electrician who owned his own business for 10 years and recently managed a 32-man project says he now can’t even find consistent work hanging ceiling fans.

[hunter @hxxntrr]

The longest 0% loan in America comes from a tractor company

Kubota will finance a $68,000 mini excavator at 0% for up to 84 months. Then the IRS lets you deduct the whole $68,000 this year, before you've made the second payment

A kid with that machine and a YouTube education charges $1,500 a day to dig French drains for suburban dads. Booked 3 days a week that's $18,000 a month against a payment of $810

Everybody knows Section 179 from the G-Wagon post. The same law works at the equipment dealer. Equipment a business uses more than half the time gets written off 100% in the year you put it in service, up to $2.5 million of purchases. Financed equipment counts exactly the same as cash. You deduct $68,000 in 2026 while owing Kubota $68,000 at 0% until 2033

At a 37% federal bracket plus state, the deduction hands back roughly $28,000 in April. That's 34 monthly payments the government made for you. The machine makes the other 50

Who else runs 0% for years, for a business, on a personal credit score:
John Deere, 60 months on compact tractors and skid steers
Bobcat, 60 months
Toro and Exmark, 48 to 60 on commercial mowers
Ford Pro, 0% quarters on Transit and F-series work vans
Every one of those runs through the manufacturer's finance arm and gets decided by your FICO, your entity, and whether the dealer needs to hit his month

The stack:

Down payment, trailer, insurance and the first two months of fuel go on 0% business cards. The machine goes on manufacturer 0%. The deduction lands in April and pays the cards. The jobs pay the machine. You've bought a $90,000 operation with no interest anywhere in it and a tax refund funding the first year

"0% financing means they marked up the price"

Sometimes. The 0% usually replaces a $2,000 to $4,000 cash rebate. Ask for both prices. On 84 months the 0% still wins by about $20,000 of interest you'd have paid a bank at 9%

What to do before December 31, because the deduction only counts if the machine is delivered this year:

1. Pick the machine you can bill for on day one. Mini excavator, skid steer, commercial mower. Rentable stuff
2. LLC, EIN, business checking. The finance app asks
3. Ask the dealer for the 0% program by name and the down payment on it. Apply through Kubota Credit or Deere Financial, not the dealer's bank
4. Put the down payment and the trailer on the cards
5. Keep a use log. Over 50% business or the deduction shrinks

The dealer wants you in before December 31 for the same reason the IRS does. Everybody's quarter ends

(link in bio if you're 700+. we build the card stack that covers the down payment, the trailer and the first 90 days)

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

🚨 TURKEY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FULL BLOWN MARKET CRISIS RIGHT NOW.

Turkey's stock market crashed more than 8% this week after a local fund manager admitted it couldn't meet customer withdrawal requests.

That single admission triggered a broader panic across the entire fund industry.

Regulators then froze and ordered the liquidation of 131 investment funds worth ₺890 billion, roughly $18.3 billion, affecting around 350,000 investors.

Several large asset managers are accused of running what officials are calling a "Ponzi like scheme," buying illiquid shares in related companies to artificially inflate their fund values and pull in more retail money chasing what looked like miracle returns.

Investors reportedly pulled as much as $1 billion out in a single day, which is what forced the freeze in the first place, authorities were trying to stop a stampede of redemptions from crashing prices even further.

The response has been extraordinary.

Turkey's central bank slashed margin requirements from 35% down to 20% to stop falling prices from triggering automatic margin calls.

The country's sovereign wealth fund started directly buying blue chip stocks just to hold up the benchmark index.

Two of Turkey's biggest banks, İşbank and state owned Ziraat Bank, were ordered to handle the actual liquidation of these frozen funds, a process that could take up to three months, or longer if regulators extend it.

This is not a normal correction.

This is regulators actively intervening at every level, freezing money, buying stocks, changing margin rules, and providing emergency liquidity, just to keep the market from spiraling further.

And the underlying problem, whether the assets inside these frozen funds are actually worth what they were valued at, still hasn't been resolved.

The stabilization is happening on the surface while the real question underneath remains completely open.

And this is all happening at the same time the lira keeps hitting fresh all time lows and Turkey's 10-year bond yield sits above 32%, meaning stocks, the currency, and the bond market are all under pressure together.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

🚨FRANCE IS RUNNING OUT OF FUEL

Around 11% of gas stations nationwide are reportedly short of at least one type of fuel, with shortages reaching 16% in some regions.

Drivers are struggling to find petrol or diesel as supply disruptions spread and fuel prices climb.

Diesel has surged to around €2.38/L near record highs, while petrol has climbed above €2.16/L.

President Macron has held crisis talks and pushing for G7 action to secure energy supplies and potentially release strategic fuel reserves.

The crisis is now spreading beyond gas stations, hitting transport, businesses and economy.

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 JUST IN: In a jaw-dropping development, Japan, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, and the Netherlands pledging support for securing the "Strait of Hormuz", reversing their earlier refusals amid United States pressure.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia tells European refiners it will supply no crude oil next month due to pipeline shutdown.

[Secret Agent Orange @TurboNuclearFun]

@HorrorGorl Deisel's out. The dominoes tumble.

[UNC ASH @UncAshSOL]

she said “you’ll never find another me” like unc ain’t spent 30 years finding rare ones

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve raises interest rates by 25bps.