TurboS1am

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

This is like half of Gen Z men

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me a 32 year old unemployed man walking into the 11 am screening of minions

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Hot Ones isn’t extreme enough. Cover a wing in bees

[TurboS1am @TurboS1am]

@OldSchoolRS Doesn't really make sense for a god of nature/balance to have a Tzhaar weapon. Maybe change the looks and name to be nature themed, or come up with something else and save the Tzhaar weapon for some future Tzhaar expansion. Also the name isn't very intuitive imo.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Day 3 of no caffeine and I’ve lost hearing in my right eye

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[Jakey Faden @KeyJay115]

Low socks are a sensory nightmare from hell designed by Hitlerian disciples.

[TurboS1am @TurboS1am]

He's 5 minutes out from joining a work meeting, transport 1.3 lbs of fecal matter to his loading bay.

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me turning on my $25 ice spice air fryer

[Geoff Fienberg @gfienberg17]

He lost all his golf bets, drank 8 beers, and smoked a kief laced joint. Send in his mother in law.

[Clacky @Wackyclown_]

Just farted so aggressively in the Walmart self-checkout that the machine asked if I needed assistance

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”

“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”

[zombiecupcake @ZombieCupcake64]

it was the halo 3 hype

[dan @Dansplainer]

saw a mom struggling to grab something off the top shelf at the store and i homed in on it like it was double xp

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

if only there was a “Save and Quit” button during divorce court! 🕹️

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

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