Turbo Puns

Because they're not just ordinary puns.

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Teddy Roosevelt used to host professional boxing matches at the White House, he fought in all of them, so stop being a pussy.

[Chip Drink @thejonacosta]

@DanClarkSports The White House is about to have a UFC fight on the front lawn.

Sit down.

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@Quietnthechaos @onii_chankonabe @SimaoBatata @ghoulhag Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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@firagawalkwthme @Y_SWargo @RealMikeNelson1 @johnnymaga @KelemenCari It does mean we should look more carefully at the ballots to make sure fraud hasn’t occurred though. You want free and fair elections so when an odd result occurs that has never occurred before why are you against investigating it?

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@LessH8MoreSk8 @SireRottweiler So the same ai photo and nothing new that shows he did anything? Okay you’re bad at this. I’m bored now.

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@LessH8MoreSk8 So nothing. Got it.

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@LessH8MoreSk8 I think Destiny is a retard this isn’t working for you.

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@LessH8MoreSk8 @SireRottweiler Destiny? The pedophile currently being sued because ehe’s a sex pest?

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@carrtmannnn @Leftina1 @RLQFK163236 @Popstonox Memes stopped a genocide?

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@LessH8MoreSk8 @heten1143454 @SireRottweiler Speaking of kids why did Hasan go to that Diddy party, or the brothel that was raged for having underage prostitutes?

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@LessH8MoreSk8 @heten1143454 @SireRottweiler Yes he had surgery to repair the hole on his ear. Retard.

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@LessH8MoreSk8 @heten1143454 @SireRottweiler So how many Palestinians hav you saved today?

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@Leftina1 @RLQFK163236 @carrtmannnn @Popstonox What exactly has Hasan or any of his fans done to stop genocide exactly?

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@LessH8MoreSk8 @heten1143454 @SireRottweiler Your loling isn’t bringing any of those Palestinians back though.

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This man reduces his Izat by the day. So pathetic.

[Sansky @sanskarstine]

If a couple is not ready to have :

- a gay kid 🏳️‍🌈
- a trans kid 🏳️‍⚧️
- a disabled kid 🌸
- a non-religious kid ✝️
- or a kid who’s different in general 🍀

Then they should NEVER have kids ✌🏻

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@dunbar422 @The_Forky_One @mouvement33 @DavidPollackUSA @MrNOVApolitico Holy fuck stop demonstrating you’re a retard I already know. I never said the markets are wrong I said the markets give him a chance. Even a 34% chance to win is a chance to win you fucking idiot. Your mother and father were siblings weren’t they?

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@100jests @The_Forky_One @McNar0 @_ZombieCowTTV @Dexerto You shouldn’t just openly display you don’t know what the word trans means.

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@dunbar422 @The_Forky_One @mouvement33 @DavidPollackUSA @MrNOVApolitico Yes because you clearly don’t understand how probabilities work. 74 isn’t just a room temperature for you.

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@dunbar422 @The_Forky_One @mouvement33 @DavidPollackUSA @MrNOVApolitico Even the markets are giving him a percentage chance to win you fucking idiot. If he had no chance his odds would be 0%. Holy fuck you’re dumb.