Anthony Albanese Gaming

crusty/demon

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I’ve been saying I’m ironically afraid of women for so long now that I am now actually afraid of women

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@TheReal_Obozo starts a 10 hour jake session with a land acknowledgment

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They should invent a boner that isn’t so small 😂😩

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Leaving work has been real interesting. Having to say goodbye to a mother of 3 I’ve worked with for 5 years and act like my entire redundancy isn’t going to go up my nose

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We getting erectile in dis function

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We’re Costco guys, of course I ask my wife’s boyfriend to step on my cock and penis

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In another life I could be a trucker, I’m already half way there being a drug addict who kills lot lizards

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@TheReal_Obozo got an RSI from burping his worm every night and I’m tired of pretending that’s not why he got one!

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Just doing a bit of light reading 😌

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Enjoying a family recipe passed down through generations of 8 cold beers while I scroll reels alone

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If the war escalates and martial rules are implemented. I’m sorry but @bryan_johnson I’m eating you for protein

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It was 9 for those playing at home

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Rip WeWork office….lets see how many beers I can drink in the time the taps are open and get permanently banned from ever stepping foot in a WeWork again

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Wzcxjdjrksky oh dear, my cup runeth over 😩😩

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I need me a bad polish girl with a last name that scares people

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Chinese Rodney Dangerfield be like: Tiananmen Square massacre??? I hardly know her

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I climbed over the pharmacy counter today and the police were called on me….they’re definitely hiding something back there

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Liquid shits in the non-gendered bathrooms…..welcome to the real world

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Can you get your mum to ask my mum if it’s okay for a 10 beers no dinner kind of night??

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Callen getting a “sports massage” just a fancy way of saying he’s too much of a coward to asked to be tossed off

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They should invent a new way of pissing that doesn’t burn so much 😂