Describe Andy’s Turd

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This marks 6 full months of chronicling my turds

But it’s become too powerful for me

If I ever get the itch to describe my turds, I’ll post again

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Brown play dough

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Expired BBQ sauce

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Liquid death

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Meat. Sauce.

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Ground salami

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Fecal grenade

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Pulp

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Greasy slop from the trough

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Sticks and stones

Minus the sticks

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A bowl of assorted fruit (shit)

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Nugget

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Wet jerky

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Chocolate bites

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A few plums

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Dark and squishy

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Nighttime chocolate

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A damn oil slick

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Bad soup

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A stone as old as the hills