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game dev, @arcaneworks technical director @PuzzleMakerGame probably the dumbest guy on here thannk you for your time.

[parker @TurdJabroni]

dm me and i'll hook u up with a pro sub for free to try it out, because i love all of you, my sweet sweet internet friends

[parker @TurdJabroni]

i haven't posted on here for a while, but I made an app that makes selling concert merch not suck shit. it's https://t.co/A0PBNP84FE and if you're in a band you should check it out. we've had end it, volumes, heavensgate and dozens of other bands on it for months so get with it!

[parker @TurdJabroni]

prometheus and bob is a documentary...

[parker @TurdJabroni]

important update that just came across my desk. im seeing that swag is for men, rizz is for boys, and class is now consigned to the elderly

[parker @TurdJabroni]

pancake episode of review with forest mcneil… it should be in a museum

[parker @TurdJabroni]

the kool aid man is a jungian archetype

[parker @TurdJabroni]

if it was me writing the and just like that series finale there would be so many more suicides

[parker @TurdJabroni]

my gf is annoyed with me bc i said daniel j boorstin was ran through and that his wife "beat that shit up"

[parker @TurdJabroni]

what if the guy who placed all those bets just saw terry rozier blackout drunk at like 6am the night befere and made some educated guesses

[jom 🌿🌳 @ivebeenleo]

Im sorry but 40 bar fights doesn’t mean you’re tough, it just means you’re an asshole… consistently

[parker @TurdJabroni]

this is one of the dumbest things i have ever seen someone say about philosophy. which is impressive in its own way

[Diane Yap @RealDianeYap]

@Amina_io Mhmm. Aren’t philosophers basically physicists or mathematicians who can’t do the math?

[parker @TurdJabroni]

@intellegint I live in nebraska, and it pisses me off when people mistake it for the midwest. completely different vibe

[parker @TurdJabroni]

if i ever have a kid, the only way they're getting a smart phone is if they're using it to sell drugs. the social and entrepreneurial benefits of teenage weed selling will offset the negative brain effects of phone use.

[parker @TurdJabroni]

insane that theres less uproar about the PBS/NPR defunding. ironically it will have no real effect on the few NPR shows that make conservatives insane, but will kneecap dozens of rural stations that provide critical storm and weather alerts for their regions

[parker @TurdJabroni]

it's cum

[parker @TurdJabroni]

@johnvvariety i went to a party where they were streaming that "last concert" and everyone was all sad they were breaking up... then like two years later half the people who were there were suckered into paying hundreds to go to the reunion. i know a scam when i see it

[parker @TurdJabroni]

@danieljtvthorn i have not hahaha

[parker @TurdJabroni]

peavey amps leave the factory smelling like cigarettes and scientists estimate that the smell will not fade for over a century

[parker @TurdJabroni]

ive got my ideological differences with benjamin but hes right. why dont we see 90 year old cops and firefighters? get those lazy bums off the dole and back on the street.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Ben Shapiro: "No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem."

[parker @TurdJabroni]

@len0killer i was in vegas recently and they offered me a discount on carrot top tickets to go to a time share presentation. went to the presentation to build and still paid full price out of respect for the master #grindset