Turd Ferguson

Southern, Retired Army, SEC Football, Bama, BBQ. Mostly here to see what kinda stupid shit Auburn Fans are saying.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

I wouldn’t trade Keelon Russel for 3 Arch Manning’s

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

I wonder if they regret that coaching extension?

[Phillip Jarrett @PhilJarr55]

@AllBamaAllTime Really dumb.

[Roll Tide #18™ 🐘 @jerrysandersRTR]

Built By Bama 🅰️

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

Durka Durka Bitch

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

ICE killed another man. His name is Mario David Coronado Juarez.

Mario lived and worked in Michigan for 7 years as a construction worker, sending money home to his kids in Guatemala.

ICE pursued him in an unmarked car, causing a fatal car crash.

These killings have to stop. #AbolishICE.

[Radi Nabulsi @RadiNabulsi]

I quit on the Falcons.
Moved on.
Told them I needed space.
Said I needed to find myself.
Knew we wanted different things.

Now Atlanta sends me a late-night "You up?" text....

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Falcons vs. Packers highlights

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Falcons fans seeing they have a lead at halftime

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

Hey Brian. Hush. Nobody care bruh.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

If you’re wondering the reason why you’re not seeing video of President Trump and Xi Jinping, it’s this:

The TV pool that usually handles live coverage of Trump’s events is still in a holding pattern due to his unprecedented ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico.

While journalists for the three outlets are now back at the White House, thanks to a federal judge’s order, the status of the TV pool is a separate matter.

The five major networks that make up the pool — CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox News — are waiting on confirmation from the White House that CNN will be allowed to fulfill its pool responsibilities in the future.

At the moment, the pool doesn’t have that assurance, so it has not filmed any of Trump and Xi’s events so far today.

<< this is from our CNN live story -->>>

https://t.co/t3tKMYJHzb

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

ZZZzzzZZZZzzzz.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

CNN was allowed back into the White House on Thursday at noon.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

@kaitlancollins Nobody listen to you guys. We get our new somewhere else. Suck on that.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

Hush.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected https://t.co/0SPXWAl2d0

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

You gonna ride that shit the rest of your short life. Learn a trade bruh, football is over.

[Diego Pavia @diegopavia02]

*one

[Egg Bowl Trophy🇹🇹 @TheEggTrophy]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen 😭

[Raised Right @RightMsmagnolia]

Fox News here’s your 🍺

[HogT1de™ @HogT1de]

Fuck Ryan Grubb. I was there. To me the boo birds really came out against the second weather delay. Also, he quit before he even started and went to the Seahawks.

Ryan Grubb can eat all the dicks in the bag. All. Of. Them.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

@MSNOWNews @CNN @FoxNews BREAKING NEWS nobody is watching you anyway. Boycott away. #fakenews

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Tough night for Auburn, but I had a blast at the game reconnecting with old friends and making a whole lot of new ones.

Thank you so very much to all of the wonderful, kind souls who came up to say hello. There’s truly nothing comparable to Southern hospitality, and this New York-born Yankee is honored that you all have taken me in as one of your own.

It’s another reminder of just how much good there is out there in the REAL world.

God bless the great state of Alabama, God bless the South, and God bless America—and all those who defend Her. WDE 🦅 🇺🇸

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

The most explosive Oklahoma was all night.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

When Trump was banned from every major social media platform as the sitting President of the United States, CNN and MSNBC celebrated.

Now that they’re banned from the White House, they’re suddenly fans of the First Amendment?

They don’t have a Constitutional right to be on White House grounds, no one is infringing on their ability to do reporting. They’re welcome to do that from their studio.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdPhurguson]

@WJOX945 why is Notre Dame ranked so high with that weak ass schedule? @colecubelic