Timi

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[Timi @TurfTimi]

Dear Analyst,

I recommend that you think beyond finding employment as you progress in the data and projects industry.

Put your attention on using data to develop business solutions. If you accomplish this, jobs will come looking for you ✍️

#Data #businessintelligence

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

Let me add to this. There is no such thing as a soulmate who was specially created for you. Your soulmate is the person you choose to do life with, and who chooses to do life with you.

Your dream partner is not some perfect person you have to find. It is the person you love and who loves you back. A perfect home is built by two imperfect people who decide, every day, to keep choosing each other.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

If you want something from someone, make it clear what. It's not imposing to ask explicitly for something; it's imposing to be vague and make the recipient work to figure out what you want.

[Zoey @Zoey168102]

Normalize being very direct, very straight to the point and very assertive. A surprising amount of tension in adult life exist because people avoid saying what they actually mean.

[Timi @TurfTimi]

@phoebeakor Yeah I know that. I can relate to what you said

[Tomi Akinwale @TomiTalksTax]

We are hiring!!!

Job Title: TAX OFFICER
Location: Abuja, Port Harcourt, Delta
Industry: Diversified Conglomerate
Net salary: 800, 000

Summary:
The Tax Officer will be responsible for managing the day-to-day tax activities of the business, ensuring compliance with all statutory tax obligations, supporting tax audits, implementing tax strategies, and providing tax advisory services. The ideal candidate will possess strong technical tax knowledge and experience navigating Nigeria's tax regulatory environment.

Key Responsibilities
General Tax Compliance
•Prepare and file all statutory tax returns, including CIT, VAT, WHT, Stamp Duties, CGT, PAYE, and other employee-related deductions within regulatory deadlines.
•Support accounting for income taxes, including effective tax rate forecasts, current and deferred tax provisions, and uncertain tax positions.
•Implement strategies to improve tax compliance across the organization.
•Prepare and maintain transfer pricing documentation and filings.
•Conduct periodic tax health checks on financial records and transactions.

Tax Audit & Regulatory Engagement:
•Coordinate and manage tax audits and engagements with federal, state, and other tax authorities.
•Liaise with external tax consultants and advisors.
•Keep management informed of tax risks and compliance issues.
•Manage relationships with regulators and relevant stakeholders.

Tax Strategy & Reporting:
•Support the implementation of tax planning initiatives.
•Monitor and review the company's effective tax rate.
•Maintain records of intercompany transactions.
•Prepare quarterly tax reports, risk registers, and mitigation plans.
•Recommend process improvements and tax-efficient solutions.

Tax Policy & Advisory:
•Monitor changes in tax legislation and advise management on compliance implications.
•Support the identification and application of available tax incentives, credits, and deductions.
•Review contracts and agreements to ensure tax efficiency.
Provide tax advisory support to internal business units.
•Reconcile tax accounts with bank statements, general ledgers, ERP systems, and source documents.

Requirements:
Qualifications
•Bachelor's degree in Accounting, Finance, Economics, or a related discipline.
•Professional certification or active pursuit of certification in any of the following is mandatory:ICAN
oACCA, CITN, ADIT, Or other relevant professional qualifications, MBA will be an added advantage.
Experience
•Minimum of 5 years' experience in taxation.

Method of Application:
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to:
[email protected]
Applicants should use "Tax Officer and their preferred location" as the subject of the email.

[Eunice Ajim @euniceajim]

The most underinvested sector in African tech right now, relative to its actual opportunity size, is Vertical SaaS.

Not fintech. Not logistics. Not AI.

Vertical SaaS.

And I want to explain why.

[Timi @TurfTimi]

@KidBold I agree

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

Men’s silence enable most of you “people”
esp. with your unjustified inflated ego.

[Timi @TurfTimi]

#NewProfilePic

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Cut the crap. Literally, cut the unnecessary distractions out of your life—delete apps, unfriend and unfollow toxic people, stop committing to activities you don't care about. Life is too short.

[sid @immasiddx]

During your life, you will meet a lot of people like Raj.

It is important that you ignore them.

[baeha 🪐 @jovialroots]

Human approval is unstable. Someone may praise you today and criticize you tomorrow, so it's wiser to anchor your life in deeper principles than in other people's opinions.

[Sam Altman @sama]

one of the quotes i find most inspiring on a hard day:

"Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the realm of the dead, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom"

Ecclesiastes 9:10

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

Emphasising the importance of cooperation and communication whilst withholding 90% of your true thoughts and feelings, has never, and will never be a recipe for success.

Doesn't take a genius to figure out living a rich inner life compartmentalised from your lover is betrayal.

[Dura,coco money 🇦🇷🇧🇷🇬🇭 @ms0nigghaz]

I think one of the biggest green flags in both friendships and romantic relationships is being with people who don’t make every disagreement feel like a threat to the connection.

I’ve never understood why some people immediately jump to “maybe we should stop talking,” “maybe we shouldn’t be friends anymore,” or “maybe this relationship isn’t working” whenever conflict arises. It creates an environment where people become afraid to be honest because every difficult conversation feels like it could be the last.

To me, emotional maturity is being able to disagree, express frustration, communicate your feelings, and still remain committed to resolving the issue instead of threatening to leave at the first sign of discomfort.

Not every misunderstanding needs an exit. Not every conflict needs distance. Sometimes it just needs two people willing to have an uncomfortable conversation and protect the connection instead of their pride.

The healthiest friendships and relationships I’ve seen are not the ones without conflict,they’re the ones where both people know the connection isn’t hanging by a thread every time a disagreement happens.

[Timi @TurfTimi]

😊😊

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Here’s a piece of unsolicited advice for Men with money entering relationships:

A lot of your relationships fail because you started with an unsustainable version of you. Sometimes when we love someone, we try to secure that love through too much effort, attention, gifts, or availability too early.

“You can kill a new plant by watering it too much.”

The problem with doing too much too early is that your initial effort becomes the standard. A relationship that starts at 100 has nowhere natural to grow.

When you give too much too early, the relationship skips the stage where you 2 gradually learn to love each other in a realistic way. Your effort becomes your identity in the relationship.

So when you reduce that effort later, it feels like less love to the other person whereas you’re just dealing with life.

When you have money, it’s tempting to do too much too early. But it’s usually a bad idea even if you can afford it.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.