Sam

a friend to many fandoms | she/her

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

Avoiding politics at thanksgiving dinner by leading a 3 hour deep dive on the Kendrick/Drake beef

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

Sometimes I wish I hadn’t gotten into carpentry in college. It sucks to have an itch to create without the tools to make it possible.

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@kokonataaa No more random weapon pulls

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@kokonataaa Arlecchino come home 🙌

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

3 bomb pops and 1 muffin later… I am once again guilty of girl dinner

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

My boyfriend committed the ultimate betrayal and went to target without me. Utterly heartbroken.

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

why can’t genshin be a dating sim. why can’t i be the quirky ehe silent protag who melts through their icy exteriors to teach them the meaning of love. why can’t they get down on one knee and make a solemn vow to protect my smile. why

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

"Evan" is the ideal gender neutral name. Because it could be short for "Evangelion" (boy name), or it could be short for "Evanescence" (girl name)

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@RKSBandOfficial Beautifully said, I send my hopes to whoever needs it in these hard times. It’s truly refreshing to see people in a business take care of their own in times of need. Keep doing what you’re doing, we’ll be here next tour ❤️

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@Bornakang This is the grossest bit of marketing I’ve ever seen. The loose seasonings and butter making their way onto the lap blanket? Absolutely nasty.

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

Long distance relationship? You mean depression the minute your partner leaves for work with the understanding of full weeks before you see each other again?

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

The fact that I can walk down the hall of my apartment complex and hear multiple people playing totk just warms my little nerd heart

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

Y’all I swear going into marketing was the best thing I’ve done since college. I’ve had two different job opportunities reach out to me and I’m not even currently applying anywhere 💀

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@poodwattle I can never escape this sense of loss

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

Went on a date for the first time in at least 2 years. We said goodbye by high-fiving and declaring “good job!”

Despite both our awkward tendencies, we somehow have another date Thursday!

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@benbevoicing My 4 star luck has been worse than imaginable lately. No Layla, no Mika, I’ll be wishing on Bazhius banner until I get c3 Kaveh because at this point I deserve it. 😤

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

@EverythingOOC Kaveh, my most recent Genshin obsession 🥰

[Sam @TurkeyandSam]

My favorite question I get from coworkers is “so… what do you do?”

My new favorite response is to shrug and say “I ask myself that every day”