jackson

So you like showtunes! Doesn’t mean you’re gay, it just means you’re awful

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[Rin of the Night @katerina_sings]

Andor is the best show I have ever watched. Period. It's so well-written and well acted. It's so realistic I forget it's Star Wars. It gets dark, but holy hell it's such an important piece of art. Please watch it even if you don't care about Star Wars. It's worth it

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

The fact people noticed the change justifies the change lol

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

This is half of Les Miserable. The only French book with more of this is The Count of Monte Cristo.

[Tequila Redbull @conniekettel]

Yeah guys wouldn’t it be funny if we all put on makeup and I dog walk you publicly

[thot catalog @trekpup]

A reality tv show where self-proclaimed flamboyant gay men get a masc makeover and try to live DL for 30 days, call it Trade School

[Joey Hiles @joeyhiles1]

Good example of Americans’ retreat into private, suburban life, where all social interaction must be planned in advance, rather than spontaneous, impromptu. With everyone spread out, it’s less likely you’ll happen upon a friend’s house or just be in the neighborhood, and your friends are probably a 20 minute drive away. So if they happen to be busy when you pop over it’s a huge waste of time. That norm of mandatory planning means schedules have to be aligned, adding a layer of friction that makes frequent association less likely. And a couple free hours that you didn’t expect to have will probably be spent at home in front of the television instead of with friends, because getting together on a whim is such a hassle

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Twenty pages into TWOW Dany is going to activate her Daemon Targaryen ancestral counterinsurgency memories and figure out how to deal with the Sons of the Harpy for good

[Erik Larpsen (Jet) ⚧︎🇵🇸🇨🇩🇧🇷 @jetzchiclete]

After 5 whole seasons of Walter's bullshit, its like hearing a melody when Marie Schrader says "why dont you kill yourself, Walt?"

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I lowkey think this is a legitimate thing to write an article about

Casual nudity is all but dead in society, and we’ve become more puritan as a result

[nathan @nathanrobii]

A FACE
A FLEET
A WAR
A MAN
A THOUGHT
A TRICK
A TRICK TO BREAK THE WALLS OF TROY
AND BURN IT SCREAMING TO THE GROUND

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

until somebody writes a blanker check

[𖤝 @valryia]

fuck the big three, it’s just big ME

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[LANGSTON @WuLangCIan]

Movie turns into Silence of the Lambs for like 150 seconds

[scoob @MostCrucified]

Patchface (suddenly getting serious): In 48 AC, Maegor the Cruel, former King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, my friend, died. He fucking died.