Mr. Strange Fruit

Come for the sex and companionship, stay for the concierge services. Friend | brother | son | bisexual nightmare | mostly solid human 🏳️‍🌈

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

- Have courage.
- Be kind.
- Leave a mark.

🙌🏾

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

People watching at an airport is top 10 most fascinating experiences

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Preparing to travel across country with someone whose default setting is PANIC! At the Disco is how I know I’m one of gods strongest soldiers.

Haven’t even left for the airport and have gotten into 3 mini arguments about being unprepared (we’re not) and running late (we’re not)

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

lol

The way Twitter just translated this man being in porn as “an actor in intense romance films” …

Language is such a goofy thing 😂

[POPTime @poptime]

Drake Von, ator de filmes de amor intenso, foi preso após ser acusado de estr*ngular o namorado.

Ele deve pagar uma fiança de $25 mil para ser solto.

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

We as a collective society should never talk about “The Idol” as if it was more clever or interesting than it was.

Keep Maddy out of that shows canon.

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

@TheBaddestMitch Ok but why you got 2 different earrings on?? 😂

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

The most thorough security check I’ve ever had wasn’t TSA or the police.

It was the security at a Spearmint Rhino in Ventura.

All that to say the most unrealistic thing about the finale was Ali getting into Alamo’s club with a sawed off shotgun unnoticed. 🙄 #Euphoria

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Holy shit.

What a truly terrible ending to a truly terrible final season.

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

She was so flabbergasted…

[rod. @rodolpho]

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[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Just wrapped my Good Girls rewatch and maaaannnnn fuck ol boy who played Rio forever and ever, amen. 😒

“Get in the car, Elizabeth” my asshole…

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Whenever Deborah breaks Ava’s heart like this, it’s the only time I strongly dislike her.

Ava is so pure WHY WONT YOU LET HER LOVE YOU DEBORAH????

[giovanna @feelswidow]

nothing could’ve prepared me for this scene, the desperation, she literally loves deborah more than anyone else #hacks

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

LOLOLOL

My kinda chaos.

[Still(713) @still713]

Me when all my house guests think it’s a sex party but I pull out Monopoly

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

A girl got pregnant our freshman year and her BD got jealous that she was friends with me and this other guy and he threatened to kill us both.

THEN she got pregnant AGAIN by the same guy our junior year, but this time with twins.

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

What was "The incident" at your high school that you will always remember?

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

If Keke don’t stop playing and let that hot sauce man love her…

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Sean Evans was telling Keke Palmer how big of a CRUSH he had on Left Eye from TLC growing up so Keke made sure to remind him she played Chilli in the TLC movie 😭👀

“I played Chilli in the TLC movie, close enough”

“Absolutely close enough, from where I sit” 🤣

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

This lady be on a completely different wavelength when she’s on tour with Jay.

This isn’t Beyoncé and this isn’t Sasha Fierce

This is a secret third thing that I can’t quiiiite put my finger on. But i love it.

[lani 𐙚 ̊. ⋆ @97VHOPE]

Literally how everyone should be dancing to NICE

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Hayley has been dosing that man with 2 to 5 drops of Visine once a day everyday for the last 8 months and he’s only just now getting tremors??? #BeyondTheGates

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

@theashleyray This season has been us trying to make sense out nonsense and I kinda don’t hate it as much as I thought I did???

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

And Linda isn’t wrong.

She gave us a masterpiece in “Confessions…” and then we got the beginning of a really weird not great string of albums starting with “Hard Candy”

Now that she’s back with Stuart Price, she’s starting to sound like the legend she is again…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Linda Perry tells Consequence that Madonna is making a mistake by trying to chase trends and “compete” with people like Charli xcx:

“Everything about her seems weak to me, and not powerful.”

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Is it just me or has there been an uptick in Amber Alerts the last couple of weeks???

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

Speechless
Get Me Bodied
Smash Into You
Party
Mine
Love Drought
Bigger
All Up In Your Mind
II Hands II Heaven

[‎ . @lovingontop]

If bey did a tiny desk with only 1 song from each album, what would yall pick?

[Mr. Strange Fruit @Turnerisms]

To what end?

🎶TO WHAT END??🎶