Turnip

Turnip.

I am 18+ I am a grown ass man

[トダ @_t0da_]

ずっと空を飛びたかった。進化したら飛べると思ってた。楽しみだった。
でも進化したら片方の翼が小さかった。ポケモンセンターで検査したら、ケガじゃなくて生まれつきだから治らないって。
飛べないんだ、って思った。
でもパパとママが翼を作ってくれた！パパ、ママ、見てる？僕、空を飛んでるよ！

[Nite @nitebayonetta]

Playing steve in smash and being a pedophile

[tj / shadz ! (#1 shadow fan) @mwahshadow]

how it feels to do anything as a neurodivergent person

[Turnip @Turnipiscool]

- publicly admits to abusing the copyright claim system
- doxxes himself in the process
Masterful gambit, Joseph!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐟 @TheFaithSheriff]

Cry about it @ConnorEatsPants

[ethanbrah (Trick or Treats/Monstober hype) @SadieBy81859]

being an autistic person and having parents who don’t understand you

[RiverTybur @TheRiverTybur]

#laratyburtwt I offer Scout Lara Tybur
#aot

[Turnip @Turnipiscool]

@CaptainClaood It’s okay.

[Just Fabulous @BraxtonJs]

This literally happens beat for beat in an episode of Clarence

[Mr. Fish @Mrdracofish]

Smash Ultimate effort tier list

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

oh my god tom angleberger (author of the origami yoda series) made an origami biddy blas 😭❤️

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Outside a saloon. A gang of outlaws stand before me, my hat covers my eyes, my poncho ripples in the wind. You ain’t welcome here, their leader barks. A rolling tumbleweed embeds itself in my leg. I look up revealing that tears and snot are streaming down my face W-why n-nnnot

[Turnip @Turnipiscool]

NBC/Peacock president Lisa Katz says ‘Puppies for Everyone’ Season 3 is still not moving forward.

“Right now, we are focusing on the ‘diarrhea forever’ version.”

(Source: Deadline)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

NBC/Peacock president Lisa Katz says ‘TED’ Season 3 is still not moving forward.

“Right now, we are focusing on the animated version.”

(Source: Deadline)

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

the timeline is full of biddy blas

[PvZ / PopCap Media @PvZMedia]

Plants vs. Zombies X Attack On Titan Mashup Art

By: Ron Chan (PvZ Comic Artist)

[Turnip @Turnipiscool]

@MitchPoke Literally what just happened to me i just stared at my screen after I saw my opponent hit me with a non mega evolving ice punch Froslass