TheTurtleInTheClouds

Greta Van Fleet wants to be Led Zepplin and that’s okay

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@thekidmcmanus trash. 🗑️ I hope they let you go make you walk home from Chicago.

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@BrendanSugrue Another one (touchdown)

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@BrendanSugrue Suck it!

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@PaulieTakes What up idiot? Enjoy sucking today’s phat Packer cock. Try not to choke too much.

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@jerseymikes Why did you take away so much of the meat?

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@SenTuberville Tommy Tuberville is seen here tonguing Trump’s micropenis while tickling his orange butthole…

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@phishdrygoods how would one go about getting those orange Birmingham hats? Will they be available on the website?

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@GuntherEagleman Haha dude…You’re incredibly ignorant. No, in fact you’re willingly misinforming.

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@AmericanAir I don’t wish to share anything more with you. Have your staff do better on the front end.

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@AmericanAir apparently has no problem treating their passengers like 💩

Never fly this absolute garbage airline ever. Never getting fooled into flying/being treated this way as a customer again.

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@LeBatardShow Jordan love was the most efficient QB outta week 1. So can we at least admit he’s good? Maybe not great. But good? We can at least say that now right?

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@NFLonFOX why is there no broadcast of today’s noon game in Chicago?

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Sign of the Day...

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DC does it right 🙌

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@McNuttMonica

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@SenTuberville Saving this tweet for when imports shrink and we’re up shit creek even further than we already are.

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@charliekirk11 is it weird completely walk back everything in regard to the Epstein Files just because Trump tells you to? If yes…You’re a puppet. You’re a mouthpiece.

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@Monsad60 @MAGAVoice Mondsad60 lol created in 2024? Try harder

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@TaraBull808 Why do you love believing bullshit?

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@catturd2 And Donald Trump had 74 mill. More people were able to make time to vote on election day or vote early since everyone worked remotely & work schedules were almost non existent. You’re so close to realizing our voter suppression and making a case for a national voting holiday.