turtle

I sleep on chrome heart pillows.

[turtle @Turtlee___]

If your car doors don’t open up when you walking to it we are not the same 😂

[TROY @iamTroyJones]

FANRAN003 feat. @mickjenkins

https://t.co/TE3pZRXhlz

[turtle @Turtlee___]

My delta flight I was supposed to be on took off 4 hours later lmao. S/o to me for buying another flight 😂😂

[turtle @Turtlee___]

@JetBlue ima need yall to have more flights with mint, a 5 hour flight with no mint seats is crazy 😭😭

[turtle @Turtlee___]

The fact that shawty just been tweeting makes it even worse lmaoooo

[turtle @Turtlee___]

The fact she made that her profile picture is diabolical lmao. I hope that man is a civilian and called the police 😂😭

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Next week marks 6 months I stopped smoking. I’m feeling good living better. This alkaline diet is the next thing ima conquer then
Hopefully a gym routine.

[turtle @Turtlee___]

I get back on here and the first thing I see is this smh. You really put brand new on here. Crazy.

[Pullout Papi @kidswithcrwns]

I was trying to be generous and tolerable with the skips

[turtle @Turtlee___]

I got 5 niggas that I’ll volunteer as tribute to fight the gorilla. Yall can send them in first too. I need the gorilla to put them on a shirt. The other 95 can live lol.

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Noooooo they got ye page 😭😭😭😭

[TROY @iamTroyJones]

TRACK001 (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) OUT NOW!

https://t.co/A3s0w55JO5

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Yessssssssss fuck themmmmmmm

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Thousands of IRS agents expected to be fired next week.

[turtle @Turtlee___]

USPS needs to be sold. To somebody that can make it more efficient.

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Kevin Oleary lack of human empathy is so inspiring.

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Twitter is really the home of bitter baby mommas. Actually bitter women period lmao

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Sundays be making me want to shop lol

[turtle @Turtlee___]

Nigga got seniorits

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

WTF?

REPORTER: “Mr. President, do you think you can get a ceasefire deal done by the end of your term?”

BIDEN: “Do you think that you can get hit in the head by the camera behind you?”

[lil duval @lilduval]

Denzel Washington went on head and told us he kissed a man in a deleted scene before Hollywood could use it as black mail. Smart man 😂

[turtle @Turtlee___]

I was walking in time square and bust my ass lmao