Kenyan Samurai

Mathematics tutor who is always ready to deliver beyond passion.
An accounting graduate from KU.
In love with Manchester United.
A Real Madrid super fan.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

They couldn’t finish 2nd in the league so they finished 2nd place in the Champions League & Carabao Cup

The gene never dies🤣🤣🤣

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Dear Jaymo Mandasi, This is not comedy,
You have crossed the line!!

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🗣️Thierry Henry:

"PSG can destroy you in two ways, either by taking control and scoring goals or by completely neutralizing your threat." 👀

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Atleast everyone is starting to see how humble and respectful PSG players are to their manager

Dembele was taken off in the 60th minute in a big UCL semi final, he didn’t complain, went to bench and was pushing his team

No egos, just team players who love to win❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No reliance on corners or throw ins
No wrestling in the box
No parking the bus
No crying about referees

Just two teams playing beautiful football, attacking with everything and trying to destroy each other

THIS IS WHAT FOOTBALL IS MEANT TO BE

[Eric @amerix]

A man speaks the truth even if the truth is painful.

Because truth is freedom.

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Another evening to make you even more angry!

I love numbers. Numbers do not lie. They bare open what words cannot express.

The White House annual operating budget is $16 million. Roughly 2 billion Kenyan shillings.

To run the most powerful residence on earth. For 330 million people.

Kenya's State House budget is 16.9 billion shillings. For 60 million people.

We spend eight times more than the White House to run State House.

Eight times! 2 times four!

That same 16.9 billion would buy 16,900 specialized ICU beds.

We currently have 900, with only 100-150 functioning.

Women are still delivering by phone torch.
Patients have no food and KNH oxygen plant is broken.
Nurses striking over salary issues but online goons are swimming in handouts to sanitise evil.

The most powerful country on earth runs its presidency for 2 billion.

The same president who told us to tighten our belts is spending eight White Houses on himself.

It is evident that he told us to tighten our belts. He forgot to mention which ones of us he was talking about.

The numbers have spoken.

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Fuel Prices in East Africa Currently:

Kenya:
—Petrol: Sh206
—Diesel: Sh206

Uganda:
—Petrol: Sh184
—Diesel: Sh177

Rwanda:
—Petrol: Sh204
—Diesel: Sh195

Tanzania:
—Petrol: Sh190
—Diesel: Sh189

Ethiopia:
—Petrol: Sh118
—Diesel: Sh135

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Back in 2022 when fuel hiked in Kenya and we experienced a shortage, tWilliam Ruto then the Deputy President called for press conferences to criticize a government that he was serving in.

He told off President Uhuru Kenyatta his boss that government claiming that the fuel shortage and hikes in the country had been brought about the Ukraine-Russia war at the time. He said that it is a lie & that the hike was because of cartels.

In 2026, he should now call a press conference as President & tell us the reason for the price hike.

#RutoMustGo

#RejectFuelPrices

[Rufas Kamau ⚡ @RufasKe]

Ethiopia is landlocked.
It imports its oil mostly from the Gulf (Saudia & UAE), and the rest from India and Singapore.

Its oil lands in Djibouti and gets connected to a 550km Pipeline to Addis Ababa.

After all this, it lands petrol at the pump at KES 110-120 amid the current geopolitical crisis.

Kenya gets oil from the same Gulf, ships it directly to its own ports, and then a pipeline that the government mostly controls.

It then retails petrol at KES 206.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

[Eric @amerix]

We are saying NO to the egregious new fuel prices.

#RejectFuelPrices

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

RUTO ANAINGIZA WAKENYA VIDOLE KWA MATAKO #RejectFuelPrices

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Dear Gloria Orwoba,

I still remember that day at Kamukunji Police Station with painful clarity. You came there as the complainant, after I called you out for supporting the Finance Bill 2024.

You looked me in the eye right there in front of the OCS and other officers and said, “William Ruto will be re-elected, and I do not need any of your votes in 2027. I will be nominated again.” Your words weren’t just confident they were dismissive, final, and laced with a kind of power that felt untouchable.

But it didn’t end there.

You went further far further than anyone should. You said, “I can orchestrate your poisoning, and you will die a slow death.” Those words have echoed in my mind ever since. They were not said in jest. They were cold, deliberate, and meant to instill fear. From that moment, trust disappeared completely. I stopped eating anything unless it came from my lawyer, or @MkenyaMzi or @edmondwabwire, because fear had already taken root.

And then came the instructions that followed. You told them to deny me bond. You told them to torture me. And they did. You may never fully grasp what that period did to me, but I live with its consequences every day. Even now, two years later, I am still treating illnesses that began during that time. My body remembers what happened, even if others choose to forget.

So when I hear that you can walk into a station and demand an apology, I cannot help but feel the weight of that irony. It is heavy. It is painful. It is, in many ways, incomprehensible.

I do not need an apology from you. Not because what happened was acceptable but because I understand what drove it. You were, in that moment, consumed by power. And power, when unchecked, can make people say and do things that reveal who they truly are.

But understand this: words and actions do not simply disappear. They linger. They settle. They shape lives. And while time may pass, accountability has a way of finding its moment quietly, steadily, and without force.

I carry my truth. And one day, in one way or another, it will speak for itself.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This was Ruto condemning the fuel price increase in 2022 and said that Uhuru Kenyatta was just blaming Ukraine war.

He has increased the fuel price and blaming war in Iran.

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

The current economic landscape isn't just a challenge; it’s a masterclass in gaslighting the Kenyan taxpayer. Yesterday, EPRA didn't just hike fuel prices they insulted our collective intelligence.

After weeks of motorists playing Russian Roulette with contaminated "fake fuel" and praying their engines wouldn’t knock, our reward for that anxiety is a higher bill at the pump. It is a cruel irony to be warned about bad fuel while being forced to pay a premium for the privilege of taking that risk. Whether you are behind the wheel, squeezed into a matatu, or sitting at home watching the price of basic commodities rise alongside transport costs, the message is clear, in this economy, the citizen is not meant to win.

We are no longer just fueling our cars, we are fueling a bloated, detached system where the math simply refuses to add up because the variables are hidden from the public eye. EPRA must immediately publish the full Cost of Service Study and explain the rationale behind these phased margin revisions that are being implemented in total darkness. If electricity tariffs require public participation and stakeholder input, then the lifeblood of our transport sector should not be managed behind closed doors. We are being asked to fund a system that has completely forgotten the person on the ground, leaving us to wonder how we are supposed to thrive when we are constantly undermined by the very institutions meant to regulate our markets.

Ultimately, we must stop pretending that administrative price setting protects the consumer. These "studies" are often informed by industry players with vested interests, creating a cycle of artificial inflation that stifles efficiency. Kenya would be better served by abandoning this opaque pretense and restoring genuine competition to the petroleum market. Competitive pricing, rather than centrally determined margins, is the only way to drive efficiency and protect the public from unjustified cost escalations.

The frustration has reached a boiling point, and the only way forward is to demand transparency over opacity and competition over administrative control.

[Eric @amerix]

Only the streets will save us from these wolves and pigs.

We are not slaves!

#RejectFuelPrices

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Pale KTN, they're just Putting stones anyhow. Hawa bembelezi punda kwa mteremko, they say it as it is. People underrate Son of Wamunyoro but it seems he's well informed. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

They say you raise the bar with your guests& this year I started from the very top.

Five years old, standing on my shoulders, doing what he does best.

Together we made a Kenyan classic. Ugali, Nyama choma and Kachumbari.

One day he’ll stand on his own but today, we stood side by side, growing my greatest legacy and my best friend.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[Khashayar @xerxesss]

He was a “dictator.”
He ruled a country for 35 years
Never allowed his face on its currency.
Never let his portrait open school textbooks.
Never allowed a single street to bear his name.
No one even knew his birthday
he refused it to be celebrated.

Yes… a “dictator.”