Sir Apollo

Choose people who choose you

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Online in-laws were left seeing with their mouths wide open after Wakavinye failed to show up for the much anticipated TTNT6. Njugush is currently pursuing a Bachelor's degree in Soil Engineering and Dust Mitigation at our prestigious Kalahari Institution. I'm happy for our boy. He should now focus on his new yellow yellow Gen Z damsel. I'll leave you with a Koinange proverb that says "The last drop of urine does not obey the law of gravity unless you shake your manhood.” Kama kawa, sisi walala hoi hatuna maoni, letu jicho tu. 👀

[Patrick Mukasa @pmukasaofficial]

Slowly we shall realize that primary four science didn’t lie when they said that maize is a food crop, not a cash crop.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Pale mtanadaoni mambo imechemka... Small girl with a big God ameamua kuwa kumbusha tu that Yehova Wanyonyi si Adhumani & that cleanliness is next to Godliness. Another day to remind daughters of Agrippina that Sundus can take you places a degree never will. Chesaa!!

[Erich Mboowa @erich_mboowa]

This is stage Kasuku was talking about. Era kandabe film zange🎥

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Wait a minute, so when these women fail to manipulate you, they call you narcissistic? 😂

[Sir Apollo @TuyizereApollo]

@GabrielBuule 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🙌

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's every man's dream to find a woman who just cooks without asking what he wants to eat. A woman who simply knows what to cook and when to cook without having to ask maswali za matakataka.

[Sir Apollo @TuyizereApollo]

@ignyharaz2 @bakhita_esther I'm in your inbox asking please

[Tron @Tron_2121]

Lately, football fans thrive on hate more than love

[Gabriel Buule @GabrielBuule]

"Most beautiful girls have no sense, they fail to appreciate that at some point men grow up and appreciate values instead of beauty" SIR @CrystoPanda 😊

[Abel Bizimana @biziabby]

If you want your wife to be your angel,build her a heaven.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

If asking a man for money is a test of love, a man not giving you money is a test of patience to know if you will be a good wife.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

After scoring the goal of the tournament for Cape Verde, our boy Lopes Cabral ran straight to the fan side and hunted for his girlfriend for almost 5 minutes just to give her a hug. The boy even forgot his teammates just to please his woman. A man whose primary purpose is to impress a woman has already positioned himself for total destruction.

Refer to anything including ancient wars. In ancient times, men who were about to go to war kept off women. Simps who are wired to impress the other gender end up regretting and ending their life. This boy yesterday failed the brotherhood and he'll soon find it the hard way. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

Come and visit me sounds like sex to you, but send me 200k urgently doesn't sound like robbery to you 💔 Thief 🤣🤣💔

[Wayne Frank Ntambi @frankbalkazerg1]

Nakamaliriza okulaba ka ‘I Will Find You’ mulunaku lumu just, and I couldn’t put it down. Every epsd kips’ you guessing with suspense and unexpected twists. Big respect to kablaza @VJJunior_256 for giving it his all and making the experience even better. If you haven’t watched it yet, head over to Munowatch kati kati…tojja kwejjusa…hooo mugo👌🍿🔥

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

My net worth 😁🤭

[Sir Apollo @TuyizereApollo]

@katosserusiba25 @JaneBarekye @StateHouseUg @Onc_nrm1 @FirstAfrican_ @PatienceNamudd1 @OliveNabimanyaK @BavuleOfficial @HawahSarah256 What happened to Kigezi presidential industrial hub, is it functioning at the moment

[SC Volcanoes @scvolcanoes]

It's Match Day!

The mission is clear. One final push to finish what we started and secure our place the FUFA Big League.

#SineLimitibus #TheKabiranyumas

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here are Kenya's high ROI skills you can learn:
+ Carpentry and joinery.

+ Plumbing

+ Tiling and ceiling (gypsum).

+ Coding & web design

+ Farming ( animals & crops)

+ Blogging

+ Selling

+ Cooking

Pick any, learn, master. Pick next.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

Did you know that it is your right to stop any police vehicle or prison bus for free transport, provided it is heading in the same direction as your destination?