The Fairy Fuckmother

Tweeting is silly

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

@thedollop https://t.co/Lfypsx66nI #CRB

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"There's nothing more disappointing than going home with a micropenis"

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

@thedollop Wow! Jet Pack Madness was a craazy good episode

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

Goddamn I wish Tom's last name was Sherman

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

@WalshFreedom that would be a welcome change

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

Urine is not sterile. @985TheSportsHub

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@fakedansavage, I'll be at your show tomorrow night! How do I submit a question for you?

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

I put way more energy into achieving #InboxZero on @Tinder than @gmail

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

@realdonaldtrump is qualified to be #potus. #alternativefacts

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

Retweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

"I've always wanted to fuck Quasimodo"

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

@Toucherandrich Isn't the fact that "cat or human" is even a question proof enough that we need self driven cars?? Fucking idiots.

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

"What's that song about the fish at McDonald's?" #MyWifeOnDrugs

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

"My ego is fragile; my butt hairs are long." #MyWifeOnDrugs

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"Nipples are boob hats" #MyWifeOnDrugs

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

"When I'm in crisis I eat @kfc" #MyWifeOnDrugs

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Soo are we adding a Belgian flag overlay to our Facebook profile photos? Or was this attack small enough that #PrayForBrussels is enough?

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

"Thank GOD for good sex"

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

"It smells SO Catholic in here." "Like candles and guilt."

[The Fairy Fuckmother @TwatWallet]

Suiting up is fun. Even if it's for a funeral.