Watty

You do you.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Guy beside me on the airplane was given a masterclass on how to play angry birds. Welcome to the big time fella, us birdies take that shit seriously.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

What friend of @cityofbarrie mayor owns the plow company that won the contract this year? This can’t be the work of someone who actually cares about getting the contract again

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Fly to Edmonton for the heritage classic last year, @NHL gives Nickleback 3 songs during the intermission.. stoked chance the rapper just got done his almost 35 minute set for the winter classic…

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Didn’t win the @TheMasters lottery.. again. But I bet some shitty influencers will be given free tickets.. again.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

What’s the point of ordering online ahead of time if y’all don’t make it until I’m at the store anyway @TimHortons ? And then my order is wrong anyway

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Did @taylorswift13 drop a new album? I can’t quite figure it out with all the instagram stories

[Watty @Twattyguy]

@nggater21 I can’t stress this enough, I’ll never open a link you send me

[Watty @Twattyguy]

It’s wicked that I can watch some PWHL tonight but the leafs and oilers game will likely be blacked out

[Watty @Twattyguy]

@nggater21 Did you lose both your hands?

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Stop playing hard to get @Jeopardy let me host an episode already.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

I got a face for selling feet pics, unfortunately I have feet for selling face pics.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

“Why’d you stop cooking and baking so often” tough to save money when monthly grocery bills are exceeding mortgage payments.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Can not believe I have floor seats for @AdamSandler tomorrow. Hope he gives me a shove in the heinie when I drop my burrito in the tracks of the ttc after the show

[Watty @Twattyguy]

In Edmonton for the outdoor game, can’t wait to see more fans than teeth in the crowd tonight!!

[Watty @Twattyguy]

@TWilson1717 @EdmontonOilers Tag him next time

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Finding out that the sandman, @AdamSandler, is coming to Toronto has me feeling some type of way.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

There’s either fireworks in my neighborhood or someone is a terrible shot. So my tip, to tie this into my new tweets, is don’t eat yellow snow.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

With Twitter rebranding to X I may rebrand my tweets from Ty’s Thoughts to Ty’s Tips, seeing as a lot of my thoughts couldn’t be tweeted. #frickoffcensorship

[Watty @Twattyguy]

Wish I could go back to school for the sole purpose of trying to secure an NIL with @Crocs.

[Watty @Twattyguy]

I still think I should host an episode of @Jeopardy. Some of the words may stump me but I’d sound them out