Tweaman

Twisted Tea Expert | Twea Light Fanatic | 4 hour record: 26 cans | Twea cans aren’t the only think I crack | Bouse till I die

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

The #best part of being in #bouse is that I can use the #chapterfunds on #galaxygas

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

They killed the American dream but at least we have twisted tea light, white monster, and buffalo chicken dip

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@henderson_85867 Hey jerm, don’t get political. Politics are for chicks.

Thanks,
Tweaman

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

Just saw an ad for this new type 2 diabetes called Jardiance where the side effects are basically just making your dick fall off #expand

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@TheRealPat44 You’d never know

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@balkelongwood67 @gregmathew727 People sleep on this establishment. Better quality than chipotle and I’d argue it tastes better.

[Cape Cod Rape Victims Association (CCRVA) @RapeCod]

Why is #Life a constant struggle between #Raping and getting #Raped

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

My body is a machine that turns Fairlife Core Power® Elite chocolate shake into a 30 minute shit on company time #expand

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@MarathonDevTeam This kind of stuff needs to stop at midseason or I’m out

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@MarathonDevTeam Over 100+ experiences like this. I’m done this season and more than likely permanently.

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

Tell me how all these women I graduated college with are taking euro trips and traveling 24/7? Do they not have #jobs? I can’t just be #DaddysMoney. I’m genuinely perplexed how they have avoided #employment

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@BigPadunga Finnish “people” fucking rock

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@4yrvarsstarter I had this issue you have to delete and redownload the app

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@HankSchrade67 Back in undergrad when my roommate would do this I would put the pans in his bed under the comforter

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@WilliamMac67 I’ll raise you transferring the contents of your bowl to a larger pot in order to properly mix all of the ingredients

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@BrynnForbes11 Bro outed himself as tiny #pussy

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@poopsnizz72 @SammyPersnikity @BigPadunga

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

@BeaverBasher67 Saw Lumineers with the ex and it was a transcendental experience. Definitely top 10 bands to see with a lady

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

#250thSpread

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@thegoodster_ Oasis plays, but never forget third eye blind. There’s a whole pocket of classic 90s that needs to be in the conversation.

[Tweaman @TweaConnoisseur]

I love living in the Midwest because we got the superlytes (blue Powerade vodka drinks) about six months before the bv made it a trend #oldnews