Trevy

[Trevy @TweeabooJones]

@linkkling Thank god for Vintage Story having the wiki in-game

[Amigo de la Ñ @Amigodela2]

*El Emperador mueve un ojo*

Los Tiranidos apunto de ganar la 4ta guerra Tiranida:

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[rover @roving_brah]

People always say about hunting/fishing “oh I bet you feel like such a big man killing poor defenseless animals” honestly no bro the animals are smarter than me 90% of the time it actually makes me feel like a retard

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My soon to be wife: what’s that sound?

*the lumineers start to stomp clap their way down the aisle during the ceremony*

Wife: I thought you couldn’t afford them?

Me: I-I couldn’t

The lumineers lead singer who is also my friend from high school but with a bigger beard: We wouldn’t miss it for the world

Me: Dude.. *a raw sob wracks my frame which surprises the party guests, due to my profession of being an assassin*

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My boss chucking: I will definitely check out no country for old men. Now I want to talk about the reason I called you in. You've called out 16 times these last months due to "the entity".

Adopting a southern accent for the first time in my life: Thats correct ma'am

[Jai Chabria @jchabria]

Ohio refuses to become a food desert. Every 20 miles there’s a McDonald’s and a guy asking when Buc-ee’s is finally coming.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Fall Out Boy has a cover of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” where they rhyme George Floyd with Metroid.

[Sponge ! TADC MOVIE SPOILERS @SussedSponge]

good night

[Trevy @TweeabooJones]

"LOVE!" he suddenly yells and the world seems to stop. "In a woman's lungs! Lonely as I am, I'm not afraid! This strange, damaged feeling grows on and on, 'cause I've never loved someone like you before!"

[Ranak @NRanak65543]

people will always try to say something is Lynchian but the Scooby Doo movies are actually Lynchian