Lisa Beach

Recovering homeschool mom who lived to write about it, serving up humor about midlife, family, friends and all the baggage that goes with it.

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

Need a seasoned freelance writer to put heart & humor into your #content? Hire me! @LisaBeachWrites My website: https://t.co/aRAKmEZoUI

[Nathan Edmonds @NathanEdmonds]

@BarackObama come back please Barack

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

SO funny! Love this hilarious Millennial Song, and this guy has an amazing voice! https://t.co/a6usynP26O

[Your Teen Magazine @YourTeenMag]

Asian Chicken Lettuce Wraps. In fact, take a night off. Have your teen prepare this easy recipe. @DebraPonzek https://t.co/HVXo35rP1B

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

Enter to win a free pass to #BlogHer17 from Beyond Your Blog! https://t.co/yNeqi4Yxpn

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

@SamPsychMeds Thanks for sharing this!

[SammichesPsychMeds @SamPsychMeds]

The Memory Foam Incident https://t.co/LqHPb24obB via @TweeniorMoments

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

@SamPsychMeds Thrilled to back on your site with my favorite humor piece!

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

Like sleeping in a cloud, they said. Like a full-body hug, they said. Hot, stinky & sinkable, it cooked us like a low-temp foam crockpot. https://t.co/11Ef80gafi

[SammichesPsychMeds @SamPsychMeds]

The Memory Foam Incident https://t.co/84bi9Lcf5Q via @TweeniorMoments

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

Well, it looks like Alec Baldwin will have a steady gig doing SNL skits for the next four years.

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

@mysideof50 Thanks for sharing!

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

@heatherc_writes Thanks for sharing! Glad you, too, "survived." ;)

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

How did kids from the '60s or '70s live to adulthood? Were there no safety regulations? Common sense? Mommy guilt? https://t.co/0XCRs6slQM

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

Safety is for wimps! (a.k.a., the mantra of parents in the ‘60s and ‘70s) https://t.co/0XCRs6slQM

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Trump wants to ban Muslim immigrants like my parents. I wrote a piece for @NYTimes telling him to go fuck himself: https://t.co/MCDsQyz2jy

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

@TheMindyProject Congrats, you're my 200th Twitter follower! Get ready to ride on my coattails to success. ;) Thanks for following.

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

How Did We Survive Growing Up in the ‘60s and ‘70s? https://t.co/z9gvKY1UPa

[Lisa Beach @TweeniorMoments]

How The Blacklist Brought Me Back to the Dark Side https://t.co/Vet2KcjEfO via @SamPsychMeds

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I think the hardest part of being a sex symbol is trying to decide if anyone saw me wear this same T-shirt yesterday or not.

[Parent Co. @HelloParentCo]

9 Statistics-Backed Ways American Parents Are Getting It Right https://t.co/eCwSPB0CmX