Tweety

I tweet, therefore I am. To some people, I'm a pet parakeet. To others, I'm a pet peeve.

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

BREAKING NEWS: Club Penguin is alive!!

I had the opportunity to visit Disney HQ in California and found Sensei and a puffle on an official silhouette wall

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

Opened twitter right after my surgery was over and saw this on my screen

[mmeatloaf @mmeatloaf_]

this frog lamp at the antique store got happier when i bought it :) ?

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

@bryaneward Princess Layup

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

Saw The Devils restoration in theatres last night and when this scene happened the guy behind me blurted out “Homer Simpson”

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It’s a nice idea but it’s making me hungry and I am nowhere near the museum. They have no solution for people in my situation

[📁 @dykemedla]

now to go home and have the rest of that pasta! mrs puff giggling walking home SpongeBob reaction video

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

And why is there a pic of Snotty Boy there

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

A University of Chicago professor asked Claude to renumber page number in his lecture notes

After returning from lunch, found out Claude deleted his entire syllabus, along with one years worth of lecture notes

The model said "You're right to be angry... I deleted your files through my own carelessness, and you shouldn't have to clean it up."

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

Not a single phone in sight just people living in the moment

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I love when humans come together to do this type of stuff

[Venus ୨୧ @mmmilkeushake]

Chicagoans tomorrow

[Lara @tincanmans]

Can’t stop laughing at Tony pulling up to flex on hobo Hulk and his hotdog 😭 The fact this is a real set makes it even funnier

[ANESTHESIA @anesthesiastinx]

A pink topping and chunks

[Neytiri @Neytiri]

I hear of big news on your world

[ash 🧸 @ashl3af]

i’ll never forget the time i got pulled over for being on my phone, the cop made me unlock it to see what was so important and it was the fairly odd parents wiki page for mr crocker

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

What does it feel like to have a November 3rd birthday? @mattkhouser knows! Happy birthday to one of the OG Nintendads!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its really funny to physically manifest a half remembered phantom from the credulous haze of your dream, but instead of it being like, some revolutionary new energy source or a beautiful piece of art, it's this

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

same energy

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

I’m crying

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

Betsy..... delete your review.

Then delete your account. https://t.co/dk0GtBE4Fl

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

An actual real conversation I just overheard:

“Betty Boop is brilliant. You ever watch Betty Boop?”
“Hell yeah”

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

SPOILER ALERT: This is how #AvengersDoomsday will end

[Tweety @TweesTweets]

SPOILER ALERT: This is how #TheRiseofSkywalker will end!