Mr.

found your pickle at a gas station parking lot. 1 tweet limit
parody

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

I'll need a few good bros to help Machiavelli this place your psychic will know

[sophie @seigfrieder]

Work friend that I want to turn into my real life friend texted me first

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I’m not a 10 but I’ll make you laugh until you have abs.

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#WhenYoureFullOfHotAir
can you make me a data center tat that works and generates income

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#WhenYoureFullOfHotAir
Hot farts

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#WhenYoureFullOfHotAir
Chill your going to burn your frontal lobe even More

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#WhenYoureFullOfHotAir
Don't think I can't see you through my eyelids

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#MyFavouriteBurgerIs
7pm on the dot

Mosquitos: hey we'll make that party go inside while you let me and bro join you for a quick snack..

Me: *put the bug spray down* I didn't get invited so...

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#MyFavouriteBurgerIs
*Neighborhoods wild party you could hear the 1980s abuse being passed on to the future generations*
People blacking out
Quads screaming

What do you want on your Smokies and pierogies

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

Bro: #TheRightAttitudeIs

Me: why'd you say right like that.. is that politics??

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#TheRightAttitudeIs

Seeing the word play...

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#WhatMyGrandmaTaughtMeWas my real name

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#WhenYouDontTrustTechnology
I am technology

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Don't bitch about my tweets.
You get what you pay for, and Twitter is free.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

wtf do i do

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

#MakesMeShakeMyFist
Brain freeze

Talking to her coochie and the lights turn on

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

@ayeejuju Billy apologized before it went to far

Private number: What's my name...

[Mr. @Tweet80085]

X: #WhereToLookForTheDog

Me: unretweets..