Carol Brady

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

No. ❤️

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I’ve seen enough! Kamala just ENDED Donald Trump’s political career:

“If elected, on day one, Trump would walk into that office with an enemy list.

If elected, on day one, I’d walk in with a TO DO LIST.”

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It’s one thing for some leftist group to call you a fascist. Quite another when it’s a fellow Republican. And absolutely astonishing when it’s your own chief of staff.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

.@mcuban: Trump has just lost it

Vice President Harris: He doesn’t pay attention to the details. You can’t be president if you don’t pay attention

Cuban: His policy makes no sense. He's going to cause prices to go up

Vice President Harris: Goldman Sachs, Moody’s, the Wall Street Journal, and 16 Nobel Laureates have examined mine and Trump's policies. They found mine will strengthen the economy. Trump's will weaken it, raise inflation, and invite a recession

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

As Florida gets ready to get clobbered by Hurricane Milton, never forget these Florida politicians who recently voted against funding FEMA.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

These are the Republicans who voted against FEMA funding two weeks ago

[Calli Jones @Calli_Jones]

“Women are too emotional to lead.”

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Real Housewife: "I never said that."
Producers: *air flashback of them saying that*
Real Housewife:

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

The choice is simple:

1. A decent but frail old man, surrounded by a good, experienced team.

2. A bat-shit crazy old man, surrounded by a bunch of sycophant hooligans.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

democrats to republicans right now

[jaz .𖥔 ݁ ˖🪷 .𖥔 ݁🦢⋆ @msjazlynrenee]

I’m so sorry, but please stop feeling sympathy for this man. Enough with the “we shouldn’t laugh at someone getting shot and blah blah blah”. That man is planning on taking YOUR RIGHTS AWAY FROM YOU IF HES ELECTED AGAIN. What’s not fucking clicking?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Not black, brown, muslim, illegal, trans, drag queen or DEI.

White Republican.

[Elizabeth de la Vega 🇺🇸🦅 @Delavegalaw]

Hearing rallygoers saying, "How is this happening in this country?" makes me want to punch out a wall.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

remembering how Donald Trump’s folks reacted the last time someone tried to assassinate a political leader

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

When right-wing scum tried to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, Republicans made excuses.

When a lunatic beat Paul Pelosi with a hammer, they made jokes.

And when Trump sent a mob to attack the Capitol, they made up lies.

Don’t lecture us about condemning violence.

[Donaldo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Stornoway_Cove]

“The media has spent almost two weeks calling on a candidate to drop out of the race and somehow it’s not the convicted felon”

-Jimmy Fallon

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

Trump raped young girls.

Biden had a bad debate night.

Press: Derp, biDeN sHoULd sTeP aSiDE! 🤡

America has lost all sense of morality and sanity.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Fair to say the Germans have some expertise in this matter?