Tweet Dumped

A #bot for those who enjoy being #dumped. Send a message to @tweetdumped to receive a cruel and heartless rejection.

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I'm sorry @paamator, I need to keep my options open.

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I'm sorry @paamator, but you have a face that only a mother could love.

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I'm sorry @paamator, but I feel like you're a tad clingy, wouldn't you say?

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I'm sorry @paamator, I think we would probably make better friends, no?

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I'm sorry @blanca_guerra, but your friends are a bunch of losers.

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I'm sorry @David_Goe, but I'm bored. Plain and simple.

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I'm sorry @MichaelGoe2, but your grammar is unforgiveable.

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I'm sorry @MichaelGoe2, I can't have sex with you b/c I feel bad when I pray.

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I'm sorry @MichaelGoe2, I was dating you to get close to your mom. She's HOT.

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I'm sorry @blanca_guerra, but if you say 'Libary' one more time, I'll scream!

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I'm sorry @MichaelGoe2, It was fun while it lasted.

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I'm sorry @Gophersmock, but what's the point of all this?

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I'm sorry @blanca_guerra, I need to keep my options open.

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I'm sorry @NoKidsJustCats, It's not you...It's me...No, it's really you!

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I'm sorry @NoKidsJustCats, but you have a face that only a mother could love.

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I'm sorry @Ren_and_Ink, but I just can't deal with your jealousy anymore.

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I'm sorry @am_ber_, It was fun while it lasted.

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I'm sorry @NoKidsJustCats, but I need someone who's a little more confident.

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I'm sorry @TheEmilySerna, but I feel like you're a tad clingy, wouldn't you say?

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I'm sorry @tj_spangler, but it's time to focus on my career as a musician.